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How many of these writers are virgins that get no play???
This has been bugging me... Every once in a while, I'm deep into a story then I can't take it seriously because the sex is so unrealistic. Maybe Yaoi writers don't know how male anatomy works or they're all virgins, who knows
For example, I hate when a ukes asshole is wetter than the Niagara, and its not event omegaverse. There is little moisture in an actual ass. Unless you plan on tearing your asshole and shitting everywhere, you need to douche, apply heavy lubricant, and say a little prayer. Its time consuming and I get why the self care part isn't included. But, at least use lube...
my first time with a dude, i thought my dick was gonna getting choked EVEN AFTER 5 MINS PREP and 3 pumps of lotion, i doubt bl authors know how real gay sex works 4 reply
ive only ever seen douching and lubing heavily in bdsm manhwas (which is crazy cause ????? literally why just them), but like still literally like all of em, like the amount of prep u need before hand since majority of the time these losers r virgins is big bro. applying a finger of lube aint gon do shit looool. like I couldn't count with my finger...... 2 reply
Lmao I think you're right. I even think this about straight smut sometimes. No foreplay - just shove it in, if you've ever had sex you'd know that would hurt. A lot of inexperienced virgins are going to end up with unrealistic expectations! 2 reply
have u even seen the woman characters in straight smut manhwas???!!! shi is out of this world like a waist the size of my wirst and two watermelons for boobs i kno the author a virgin dweeb projecting his delulu fanasties 1 reply
I saw this one where this MF had a vagina in his chest, and Im like, What type of fucked up kinks or how touch depraved do you have to be to write or read that shit and genuinely like it? AND YES I WILL BE JUDGING! Like have some decorum 2 reply
WHEN.THEY.USE.SPIT.AS.LUBE.
this makes me subconsciously clench my ass cause I know it hurts like hell.
also fucking in the water, come on now.
Aren't we all supposed to know that water is NOT good lube? bffr
I'm starting to wonder whether most of the BL authors just learn about gay sex from porn (unrealistic) instead of actually researching an...... 2 reply
Men or women, foreplay is important during sex. Anal sex definitely needs more preparations though. Either ways, with smut, realism goes out the window. No matter if they are virgin or not, most of the time authors are more busy trying to make it as exaggerated as possible. Everyone has an asshole and I think most people have experienced bad shit d...... 1 reply
Im more curious why there no poop coming out from their azzhole coz they just shove it in without prep in the bl stories i ever read. like breh did even poop ever exist there?...
Unless its totally hardcore like the one in mrm
Forsure sum writers are virgins and not virgin. 3 reply
I always hate it when they prep the uke with one or two fingers for 1 second and then shove a dick of the size of an arm inside. when I was younger I thought it would be that easy I tried using a much smaller butt plug without preparation and it still hurt a lot. whenever I read stories like that I just feel so disconnected. I think most artists ha...... reply
To be fair- maybe they are or they are women who haven’t educated themselves on sex or anal at least. Then again maybe some don’t care because a lot of Yaoi targets a female audience who most probably don’t know either. Everything is romanticized. 2 reply
