Gay men want to be woman so bad!

This one sassy ass italian dude came up to me at the salon and told me if he could "borrow" my eggs so that he could get pregnant with his boyfriend's babies. He said that him pregnant would be so the moment and he wanted to be in his Maddona era w/ 1 Italian baby and 3 token minority kids.
Anyways! I told gay ass Mario he couldn't b/c like HELLO??? Get in your own lane like giving birth is a women thing like #BEORIGINAL
And like he got all mad and started swinging, like tf, but what was even more atrocious then his pathetic arm swingin' he called "punches" and his moans which he refered to as "grunts" were his nasty ass cuticles and chipped nails??
Like aren't gay men supposed to be good at grooming themselves, like damn maybe if he wasn't to obbsessed with trying to imitate Maddona's old ass he would be better at being a gay man! Like thats embarrassing asf!

He was a Leo btw!