Trigger warning *suimside*

Ok so as the title suggests, exit if stuff like this triggers you.

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Now, what I want is a painless method to commit suimside. First off, let me make this clear, I'm not doing this for attention, I don't want you to pity me, there's nothing sad about my life, ion want ANYONE being like "omgg noo don't do it blah blah blah" mostly what I'm expecting is people just shitting on me for this.
I'm not gonna dive down to the reasons I wanna do this, but I can tell y'all a Lil something..
I have no ambition in my life, nothing is fun, I wanna escape, everything I used to care about seems like nothing to me, I wanna do nothing all day, just lay in bed and scroll through my phone, I don't wanna study, I don't wanna get a degree, I don't even care about good grades or anything. I am tired and I don't wanna do this anymore..
I think I might be depressed, but don't wanna say that I am because I haven't gone to a psychiatrist or whatever but I do show symptoms of it
I stay in my house all day in my dark room
Activities that used to seem fun to me,I don't care about
I sleep for 14 hrs each day
I get very irritated easily
Thoughts of hopeless and negativity plague my mind every single day.
And that's just about it. I'm not asking for a friend, I have plenty of those..I'm not asking for love, I'm not asking for sympathy,I'm just asking for some painless suimside methods,cause I wanna die, but painlessly ofc