If you were face to face with the author of your least favourite story, what would you say?

I dunno what the HELL their name is but I damn well remember the title. 1. The Twin Siblings New Life -this shit has the right to be the first one here. First of all, fuck you dear author for what you did to Arjen. Second, why the hell did you turn this story from UPHILL to downhill? The story already ate and left no freaking crumbs. And third......   reply