Question for girls who jerk off with bidet shower

The brother masturbation post reminded me, like how th do girls do with bidet showers? I mean, HOW? ISTG that one goddamn bidet fucking mf's fwop thwop faster than the blood cock dude from Dawn of The Dragon booh. Trust me, my trip to Malaysia had my asshole RIPPED with how brutal that shit was. I didn't even spray IN MY ASS I simply had it sprayyy on anus skin and here I am. I couldn't even spread my ass for a week with how torn my crack was. The slightest touch of water with my anus would send shivers down my spine. Per a woman's suggestion later, I tried hand shower too but it was like a newborn XY chromosome, a dissappointment. Was the shower's volume the problem? Or am I supposed have shoved it the spray up my squelching bussy then spray inside? But I thought water-kun was uke tho...(and hand showers have too much girth)