Are you an uke or seme???

Yallll i jus started readin this genre of chinese comics i think its called yowie isss like about two chinese vatos makin out and linkin buttholes and one of dem is called uke or que mamada an the other vato is a seme or semilla or whtever the fuack but what yall think i am??
Me personally?? I think im an uke cause im rlly a bad bitch likeeee in rl i actually kinda look like cillian murphy except I from nigerian descent likeee im rlly the envy of all these aunties over here they always be sayin i shouldve been born a girl but to that i say they shouldve been watching they man cause i stole em'!! Nawh like frfr my tia dd honduras tenia una esposo muy guapa an i stole his ass frfr i flashed my ass at him in the urnials and he was kinda hesitant at first cause i had jus finished shittin so mi culito rosado got a llil bit of cacita but i lied an told him bottoms dont poop annn we fucked. I was actually his first gay
But yh im def uke an what are yall??