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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed ......   3 reply

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face musc......   reply

*He blinks a little bit as he tries to take in the idea, then sighs in disbelief and laughs.* "Damn...You really know how to tease me..." *He looks away for a solid minute, thinking about it seriously.* "Hmmm...I guess I can be a...dog...for you...at night..."   7 reply

A playlist I made https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3hWf8JrQYxpMXf0eZnce2G?si=orPEJArBRVy3cicdAvtDGg&pi=e-CUO_XZH7RLCA   1 reply

jiggly cat pudding https://pin.it/3G3yItOt7   reply