How my dick turned me into a helicopter during my wrestling match

So it all started out pretty normal, everything seemed fine- the whistle was blown and me and my caked up opponent was just tugging and pulling (kinda wished he was tugging on sum else) something flashes in the corner of my eye and i see this sniper.. he looked very experienced seeing this as an opportunity I use my fast reflex as a advantage to take out my caked up opponent, the experienced sniper shot his shit but was turned down without hesitation, the bullet shot my thigh almost hitting my lady cock... I sigh in relief before thinking to myself (Am I the next Donald trump) but before everyone could look around to spot the Donald sniper missed shot, the referee shout "don't let that missed shot make u miss ur game!" That was when I knew that I had to keep going but before I could even flinch a bang was heard, mist surrounded me and my caked up opponent... My 24ft tree branch lady cock stood loud and proud in that moment, my cock tugging suit can no longer hide my fury, knowing that everything was on the line I thought to myself (the show must go on) I then swung my tree branch high in the air creating fast wind and strong currents in attempt to take out my caked up opponent but in the process... My feet were also raised from the ground but I didn't stop. I kept swinging till my cock couldn't swing no more.. minutes that seemed like an hour goes by and my tree branch was left of juice... This was all I had left, my caked up opponent was no longer seen and this pokemon battle was his to lose, winner winner chicken weiner