strippers should exist in nursing homes

If I ever get to that age nd end up in a nursing home I'll still want to have fun- old people need booty clapping on their face too, if it was me living my last days I'll want to go out with a bang, my freakiness is me nd I'm pretty sure it won't just dissolve away... nd if strippers are rlly added as a feature in nursing homes I'll want to be the first to volunteer to make sure ur grandma nd grandpa live their best life to the fullest even in the end