Girl nobody wants him

There is this girl who swears up and down that people want her man


Her boyfriend is in a class with me and me and him are doing a project together


BUT EVERYTIME WE MEET UP TO WORK ON THE PROJECT SHE HAS TO BE THERE TO SHAPERONE


LIKE MAAM WE ARE IN THE LIBRARY TF DO YOU THINK WE’RE DOING



Also fun fact he’s not allowed to have others girls numbers so every time I wanna text him about the project I have to text her and then she’ll tell him



And you would think that if she’s doing all this that he’s gotta be the finest man you’ve ever seen





TELL ME WHY THIS MAN LOOKS LIKE FUCKING SHREK



actually let me not say Shrek because if I’m being honest I would give Shrek the sloppiest toppy



THIS MAN LOOKS LIKE LORD FARQUAD



LIKE NO OFFENSE TO HIM BUT HE IS NOT CUTE ENOUGH FOR HER TO BE DOING ALL THAT


Also apparently he used to be in this friend group with a lot of girls and when they got together his gf made him drop the ENTIRE FRIEND GROUP


But that’s just a rumor so don’t quote me on that


Anyways my point is no one wants your man ella and everyone who knows you thinks you’re fucking crazy