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kids these days. They’re so busy inventin’ new pro-nouns and eating aborted babies they’ve forgotten the way of the Lord.

When I was a young’un, we didn’t do no “hook-up’s” or nothin like the hell-bound queers these days. We’d go behind the barn on Sunday and bend over our brother (in Christ of course.) We still ain’t no sodomites though, of course we always kept it to a chaste blowie or thigh-fuck. “If it ain’t goin in the hole, heaven is still the goal,” can I get an amen??