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What's a really embarrassing thing you did?
I can't light a lighter to save my life, I was smoking from a bong with my best friend J for the first time and I was struggling. She was like, "Oh my God, you're the reason they made child safety locks. You're the child!!" Even the stick ones I have trouble with
I was on a zoom call about a uni offering a program thingy, the host was a uni admin dude and it was like a load of other ppl. I didn't know I was unmuted when I said, " who the fuck wants to go to X anyway. I don't give a fuck!" I was annoyed and said that out loud to myself as a way to vent. Then i heard silence and they asked," who said that?" I...... 1 reply
Ive lowk repressed most of my embarassing moments since my life is like a daily humbling. But ive been caught with yaoi, yuri and just porn on my phone multiple times by my parents (mostly when i was a minor too LMAO)
one time i got my phone taken away for 3 months 1 reply
This one time I hooked up with a guy, I was trying to ghost him like his house but when I was trying to climb up the fences gate my pants got caught up in the spikes and so I was upside down for abit till he helped me out.... He thinks I was just scared of the dog but I was trying to ghost this dude I mean the dog chased me but it's just a shitzu ...... reply
There was once where I go out with my bestie. We stop at ice cream shop. I was too shy to order so they order it for me. I chat my friend the name of the ice cream but they don't want to open their phone so I have to show the seller that chat that I type. Suddenly they kinda went silent a bit. I wonder why, than when I look at my whatsapp wallpaper...... 2 reply
When i was little (maybe 5 years old or so), I really REALLY wanted to tell a joke on a family gathering of sorts.
The joke I told was one involving a vibrator. Which I, as a child, had fuck all knowledge what it even was. I just knew the adults laughed when they heard it back then when I listened to it.
So i retold it, got weird stares as a result...... 1 reply
A few years back, I had just started this new remote job and was in training. During the virtual training, one of the managers was trying to help another person with something on their computer and I said out loud to myself "she's old, she doesn't understand technology ". Then after like 10 seconds the manager said "whoever that was, you're not mut...... reply
I was at a restaurant w my mom and they gave the olive oil that comes in those fancy big bottles that look like a wine. It had a cork with a hole in the middle to pour the oil
Guess who didn't saw the hole and try to pull the cork out I spent a good 10min struggling with my hand full of oil wondering why they made it so hard to open then the waiter...... reply
i deleted my fucking 2018 account because i was tired of getting bullied on this fuck ass site lost my whole damn list also thats a sign you shouldn't smoke dumb bitch gonna get lung cancer or some shit reply
