How does one reply to "omg you're so short" w/o sounding like a pick me

I saw a video like this, a comment that made me laugh was “Wanna see where the inches went?”   2 reply

u-um no i'm not!! *whines* i'm not petite and tiny don't call me that!! >_< usually works for me   3 reply

is it considered pick me to js say "yeah i am" cuz i rlly am short and i dont have a dick to make up for it sadly so its all on me   2 reply

I get you. I'm the other way. A 6 foot tall girl. After years of being teased, mostly by insecure guys I decided to embrace the height. Yeah, I'm freaking tall. I didn't have a choice, and it doesn't define me. Feeling comfortable in your own skin begins with the realization that you don't get to pick your genetics! Once you un......   2 reply

Oh damn really? Thanks, I got it from my shitty genetics ok jk   reply

Lol I get it. Depends of the person but I would answer with nonchallence and say "at least I can fit in tight space" ex : I can sleep in bus or airplane, I always have enough space for my legs, or something about never having to bump my head into things, like low roof or furnitures. As for the hands, it's tricky I'm giving you this and I so underst......   reply