How does it feel being ugly, uggos?

Personally, can’t relate, you ugly freaks…










Jk. I very much can. I have the body of a naked bear, the face of a capybara and the mouth of a leech.
Being the ugly sibling out of three (a brother and a sister) that both took after your model mother, and taking after your dad, who is good looking as a guy, but not so much as a woman, is preeeeetty hard. It’s a shame, because I inherited ALLL of the bad features. My mum’s shitty diet which killed her young and her flat feet, and my dad’s cancer-prone skin. What is life, bro.