The first freak on the planet

Who do yall think the first freak on this planet was? Like the first freak to discover riding ur pillow would be pleasurable? Yall think they rode a horse and found themselves dripping everytime Stanley jumped over a log? The first freak to detach their shower head and point it at their cooch. The first freak to try to suck their own dick. The first freak with a fetish, like yall think a man in the 1900s came home after a long day at the factory to his wife and pounded her shit so good she peed and it turned him on more? His wife probably thought he was a weirdo and divorced his ass and he probably died thinking he had some sort of mental disease on his cock he liked when women peed, especially on him. People that liked getting tied up. Yall ever think someone back then got kidnapped and found their tied hands arousing? Their kidnapper got a knife to their throat and they’re just rock hard. Or the first person with a daddy kink. We really progressed as a society this is mind boggling mind blowing blow my shit