Yaoi/yuri icks

What are some icks you get from reading yaoi/yuri?? i'll go first.

I don't know why, but It makes me feel a certain type of way when I see in a yaoi relationship, THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE TOPS. I don't know, I guess I'm just used to the kinds of relationships where one looks like a top, and the other looks like a bottom. I hope I'm not the only one SDEFBGHBFVDS.