I was about to take a massive shit earlier and then boom I hear MOANING and GROANING from the stall near me, it was the fucking CEO of my company and his "secretary" i was terrified, who tf hooks up in the WOMAN'S BATHROOM reply
Guys the CEO and the new omega intern are fucking in the bathroom (again) and the whole HR team is crying (again).
Also another person from the cleaning personnel quit, their resignation latter said "I'm not cleaning all THAT".
And I'll need someone else to write those e-mails to X company, earlier when I asked the intern to do it our boss litera...... reply
“Guys…I was working overtime and saw my company’s CEO tossing money at the omega newbie….something about paying for his sick grandmother’s hospital bills— oh oh guys they are committing an HR violation it smells so bad in here with the pheromones help” reply
I am from the HR department... Everyday I get atleast THREE EMPLOYEES saying they hear moaning noises in the bathroom, I have given the CEO and that unpaid intern who has only 1 year experience many warning but atlast I can't do anything, for if I take action I WILL GET SLIMED by the CEO. Atp just hoping for a scandal to happen 2 reply
Unless their romance interferes with my work, I don't care. I just want my paycheck and the company not going bankrup because the CEO was busy banging in office time instead of working. reply
Got flamed by the CEO for asking whether his omega secretary needs suppresants. His scent was cloying as fuck but guess favouritism is more important then the employees dying from overactive pheromonoes. #fuckthisshit #betasrule reply
me after pointing out a huge mistake y/n made on the company's biggest presentation of the year (i sense an evil presence behind me letting me know that i'm actually the mistake and about to get slimed out in his mafia dungeon) reply