Anyone got mad family lore
Like absolutely crazy lore.
For me my main contenders for wild lore is the
1. Photo evidence of my uncle with specific people I legally can not mention but just know it included the (fairly recent) Republic of Ireland "war"
2. The forced marriages in Iran and how me and my gang gang are "promised goods"
3. The whole Wikipedia page of the crime family that my racist uncle is apart of
4. The same uncle and his father accidentally causing a prison escape
5. RCTA Biological mother. Wish I was lying. Unironically the race being changed to an asian one.
6. The fact that my dads (not Biological dad) brother was killed and then made his widowed wife marry my dad and take on their kids.
7. My aunt faked being homeless to score H (scag or any other street word). She then got kicked out the homeless people parking lot because she was in fact, not homeless
8. My racist uncle planning to rob my bio mom and her new family pt2 at gun point and my mum telling her that but she didn't believe her until my other uncle got out of prison and said "Yeah gang gang he was actually gonna do that"
9. The fucking documentary the crime family end has. That my mum used to show me instead of grounding me. Which is very very funny to me.
10. My bio mom faked being kidnapped.
And honourable mentions of not cool lore but funny facts
1. Bio mom talked to me, my sister, my mum (also her mum Biologically) and my half brother on how she would in a heart beat sell said half brother to Diddy.
2. My aunt with munchausen got extremely jealous of my sisters having bpd and npd that she tried to fake DID. She also manifested cancer but thats more sad then funny.
3. My sister threatening our bio mom. "If you don't tell the kids on how we are actually your bio kids I will tell them and mention about all the fucked up shit" as bio mom had been saying for like 12-13 ish years that me and gang gang were "cousins".
4. The rumour that went around the family that I was an affair baby. To quote my bio moms husband "Kio looks a bit TOO asian." As my sister is more white passing.
