Why is Yaoi so insufficient, insufferable and inferior to Yuri?

It is an unarguable scientific truth that fujoshis biologically mirror the traits and physical forms of early Homo sapiens. This has been proven repeatedly through countless university studies, peer-reviewed papers, and experiments that I will not be citing because the evidence is simply overwhelming.

The debate is over. The data is in.

Meanwhile, the glorious himejoshis of this planet have not only cultivated life, beauty, and higher thought, but have heroically seized the privilege of mental processing away from the most revolting yaoi enjoyers. As a result, we now wander a world populated by earth-walking worms, cursed with free will and Wi-Fi.

And yet… society still refuses to address the real issue.