Top 10 comebacks against your bully

Dont thank me kids no actually do thank me these are the top ten comebacks that will send your bullies into SHOCKK

Bully: ready to bully like the bullyer they are

You:

“Okay… and? Did that come with a warranty or just vibes?”

“Wow...That was so unnecessary I almost respected it.”

“Hold on!! let me process that with my zero remaining brain cells.”

"Jealousy is a disease, get well soon ”

“Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.”

“Did you wake up and choose nonsense today?”

“I forgive you. Growth is important” (watch out, this one is a real damage)

“I’m screaming, crying, throwing up" (will definitely help them see how embarrassing they are)

“First of all… no” brutal.

“Sorry, I zoned out halfway through… twice.” BOIIII

“Are you done or is this a YouTube intro?”

Thank me later my sweet potatoes