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hi my friend told me that he was like doing his business off to the yaoi he was reading & he just had an urge to reach & suck his own buddy.. he heard footsteps coming down the hall, and in a panic he accidentally bit his thing & flings his phone under his bed. But don’t worry it’s still attached. But his mom came in and she saw him.
What do I tell my friend? It hurts really bad & THERES a mark but I don’t want to go to the hospital & they ask me about it.. but my mom looked petrified ╥﹏╥
Besides the fact that you ain’t fooling nobody, I think you should be proud of your battle scars. You were able to do what every gooner can only dream of achieving and if you have all your ribs thats even more of an accomplishment. Put some frozen peas on that chode, Elastic Boy. 2 reply
