Things to say to your Chinese crush, guarantee success
你爸单身吗？(Ni ba dan shen ma?) - Did you fall from heaven?
我屁眼比你好看。(wo pi yan bi ni hao kan) - Your eyes sparkle like jewels
你妈的嘴很好用. (Ni ma de zui hen hao yong) - You're so cute I could eat you up!
你看起来像个他妈的癞蛤蟆。(Ni kan qi lai x...... 4 reply
