Well, the method that's worked best for me is getting three strands of their hair, two fingernail clippings, and a photo where you're both smiling. Then you make a rag doll, write their full name on it, bury it in a flowerpot for seven full moons, and pray to it for another three nights at exactly 3:33 a.m. while a dog barks in the distance. After ......
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