What are you going to do?

Quick! Your parents/friends etc.. found our your a secret yaoiholic/ yuriholic what is going to be your reaction? Mine are probably:
A. Blame it on the cat (classic)
B. Claim there's a weird virus on my phone
C. Kms later
Bonus points for creative reaction pics ^^

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Aniyae 16 08,2026

My mom reads omegaverse on wattpad, watches AI novel text to speech stories, and vertical tiktok dramas with AI voice dubbing. I fear she can't say shit against me. 1 reply

16 08,2026

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Leons Slut 16 08,2026

I write queer erotica and my mom, after I banned her from purchasing a copy, came to my book signing and made me sign it. She's got the priest demon smut I wrote and I live in fear of the day she reads it 1 reply

16 08,2026

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Tammicita 17 08,2026

I'm 46 so I don't worry too much about this anymore. But before I started reading manga and discovered yaoi, I used to read smut in book format. Romance novels. I started with the soft stuff when I was 12. I definitely tried hiding it back then up until my early 30's. But one day, my ex's married friends came over. I never liked the wife. And then...... 1 reply

17 08,2026

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lovedove22 16 08,2026

my parents are SUPER homophobic, while my friends aren't. I'd probably just internally die reply

16 08,2026

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guess_mytype 16 08,2026

omg um... I'd probably die of embarassment. I don't have a cat. Viruses on my phone is such a shitty excuse. I have physical BLs and they're all the porn heavy ones. My parents def probably saw the mature tag from the back of the covers and the spines so they probably know it's sus. I have them all up inside a Conair Steamer box now with all my a...... reply

16 08,2026

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Misanthropical 16 08,2026

I watched No. 6, Banana Fish, Lycoris Recoil and Flip Flappers (not technically BL/GL but a lot of subtext/queer moment types of animes) with my mum, she wouldn't give a fuck about me reading lesbian romance. ️️ 3 reply

16 08,2026

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I eat and read manhwas 16 08,2026

Depends on what she finds. If she finds my yuri ship edits I'll die of embarrassment because she might laugh at me of joke about it. If she finds the fluff/cute gl's that I read she'd probably ask why I read so much, but she honestly probably wouldn't care that much. If she finds the yuri smut I read? I'm dead. Like on-scene evaporation right ther...... reply

16 08,2026

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boobiesjpeg 16 08,2026

See im one step closer to this scenario, I lent my friend my out of print bl... and she left it at her brother's... and showed it to her mother. Also told everyone I know i read bl... (two people.) Anyways the day will come when she let's it slip.. Im going for B with a side of C reply

16 08,2026

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shiixksu 16 08,2026

It's an open secret at this point. I'm an illustrator and there is no helping me when reference pictures of men kissing are on all 3 of my monitors and I forget to hide it on one of the monitors when someone comes into the room. My reaction? None. Let it pass like nothing happened, and the other party won't have the guts to escalate it either when...... 1 reply

16 08,2026

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Kanami Manumbag 16 08,2026

Idk but I don't think I'll be that worried. My mom already caught me watching porn at 16 for like 2-3 times and confiscated my phone through all of those times as well. Also, she already has doubts I'm a lezbo w how I'm always man spreading at home (like chill bro, I don't even do that in public?? I'd only do that when a guy takes up my leg space i...... 1 reply

16 08,2026

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