Im a pedo
So like some time ago, I talked to a shotacon uh once and at that time I knew the guy I was talking to was a shotacon---let's be clear---and I didn't block them (mb), if it's like 3 am i dunno. Anyway, at some point I think they followed me and I followed back cause uh I follow people back... Didn't check their profile cause uh I don't really assume weird shit. Didn't remember them either bad reason below. So the pedo shotacon thing sent a msg TODAY going sorry for giving you trouble and i was like what trouble?? like a who r u kind of feeling and well i went through the forums and found that uh post and learned that they were a pedo. Uhhh oops and I unfollowed and shit happened. The uh other guy brought out those old replies which admittedly is impressive cause I uh did not remember those either. I treat this website like a bad movie. Annd I think that's it? The mob will correct me if I'm wrong, it was a week ago. I don't remember the details but the mangago detectives can figure it out! They're being paid in... clout. I'm sure a child was saved because of this process.
And in my meagre and useless defense for my lack of an impeccable memory, I've been writing fanfiction like 40k words of it in the... past week. which dunno if you know what that's like but Tsunayoshi is wearing a suit with an orange shirt and black tie and it's saturday in the fanfic, but I don't know what day of the week it is rn. Just in one more day I gotta go back to work is all I recall ⊙᎔⊙⊙᎔⊙⊙᎔⊙. Which means, in hindsight, it's saturday too ᕙ( • ᗜ • )ᕗ.
Anyway posting this so you people can block me if you think I'm a pedo, so peace ig, clear thou conscious lest you speak with the pedo handler. Pretty sure, they'll post the evidence so I don't have to. Which, I think is great cause I was planning on going all out with everything then I realized, fuck no matter what I say I either look like a pedo or an idiot so whatever.
Also mostly posting cause then I can quote this experience for when eventually YOUR unemployed ass forgets. I don't wanna see no psst psst that guy's a pedo.
Or pedo follower.
If you are going to block, block now, or by that guy's standard, YOU, yes YOU, might also be a pedo. Follower. And if you continue to speak with me. Uh.
Thank you (⸝⸝⸝>`﹏ˊ<⸝⸝⸝) swear I'm not a pedo just dumb af and thinking about making Tsunayoshi suffer (⸝⸝⸝>`﹏ˊ<⸝⸝⸝)(⸝⸝⸝>`﹏ˊ<⸝⸝⸝).
Also, I saw some people going about uh Rita. Can someone link her for me? I don't know who that is either lololol ⊙᎔⊙⊙᎔⊙⊙᎔⊙.
Sorry for dragging Kim Soleum into this, I'll change my pfp after posting this.