Mangago help me choose my spouse: "Pigglypooof" vs "Sac of ramen noodles"

Sac of ramen noodles—it's starcrossed lover situation because they're promiscuous.

Pigglypoof—is difficult to please and might just want me for my wealth of dank memes.

I obviously need more candidates. I'm open fyi

Let the public submit their votes! My future is in your hands fellow mangagoers