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How. What? How would I land IN my butt, how...? My brain hurts; stop... I mean, if I landed ON my butt, I'd probably break my bones; my ass is too flat for ts   1 reply
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Don't worry about me I have extra cushions back there, comes with being a bottom.   2 reply
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UGH.. that would be such a nightmare! I wouldn't want a 7 ft tall enigma catching my omega self landing safely cause my butt jiggled like a trampoline   1 reply
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Unless you happen to be a fatass we will both get crushed plus my waist of 4 inches and ass of 827 inches can't take it all hmph..   reply
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Ur ass will get peeled off it will burnnn   reply
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Saw a YouTubevid doing this and I can feel the crack in the ass   reply
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I'd probably get a bbl before I do this.   reply
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