Almost ate an earwig once. Left a cup of water on my desk with a straw. Went for a big sip. Felt something crunch between my teeth it felt like a popcorn husk. Spit it out, panicked, smashed it with a big dictionary (unnecessary since it was already dead). Had a crisis. Cried and left it under the book for a few days because I didn't want to even l...... 1 reply
