I stuck out my tongue to eat my own cum while having a massive cumshot. It was salty. Got my load on my eye, hair, nose, lips and tummy :P yummm 4 reply
the massive shit I took got stuck in the toilet so I had to resolve the issue by getting a stick and jabbing the whole thing down, mashing into bits, till it finally flushed down... reply
Poured salsa on my carne asada taco and took a bite without looking. Gagged it out and looked at what the hell I put on my fucking taco. The salsa roja that was supposed to be red, was blue with green pulsing barnacles like no type of mold I’ve never seen before. I was nauseous for two days after that. 1 reply
Almost ate an earwig once. Left a cup of water on my desk with a straw. Went for a big sip. Felt something crunch between my teeth it felt like a popcorn husk. Spit it out, panicked, smashed it with a big dictionary (unnecessary since it was already dead). Had a crisis. Cried and left it under the book for a few days because I didn't want to even l...... 1 reply
