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you? pregnant?
Imagine: You go to the doctor cause your tummy hurts. BOOM BAM BIRTH SHABANG! You were pregnant the whole time! (idc what anatomy you have or if you're a virgin, you magically gave birth.) You are holding a child. YOUR child! Also, tits be milking. What's the plan? How are you raising this child, if at all? (feel free to lie for creative purposes)
I've been imagining this happening since a long time ago, I'm a virgin and suddenly I'm pregnant! And no I'm not the next mother of Jesus.
Anyway so yeah I've been imagining this so first, the baby's name will be Uriel, regardless of the gender. But I have no job! Oh no, but bam! Uriel is actually a protagonist so my baby is lucky! I won the lott...... reply