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AITA (4F) for stealing my sisters cat and genetically modifying it into a 600lb rabid killing machine capable of breaking a grown man’s femur in its jaws and using it as a toothpick?
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05 11,2024
I didn’t rly understand you before but you lost me completely at “hate on women for slapping their husband”
unless its reasonable self defense, there’s absolutely no circumstance anyone should be hitting their partner, point blank full stop.
Unless they’re into getting slapped whatever you get what I mean
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09 05,2026
That’s called being bicurious.
i was gonna give a definition but realized id basically be repeating exactly what you said lmao
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29 03,2026
There’s this ONE FUCKING GUY in a friend group of mine who has beef with this one girl and I wanna throat punch him… he recently has started to gossip about her and tries to undermine everything she does, and it doesn’t help that most of the guys in the group love to argue about semantics so even though they don’t agree with him, one or two......
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16 days
You’ve probably got a yeast infection, best case scenario your vaginal pH is just really really off and needs to be fixed.
There’s two intimate wash brands that I’ve heard actually good things about from people who weren’t getting paid or delusional, one is chilly intimo and the other is Saugella. If you do have a yeast infection you’re ......
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12 02,2026
They still use latex masks in spy movies and stuff tho? And the standard ski mask is still used bc it’s a universal symbol atp, and it’s more realistic for the average joe breaking into the local gas station. It’s like making a clown character without a red nose.
also why? Wha? Where did this conspiracy theory come from… he’s not even th......
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12 02,2026
This is actually the least irritating “should I get back with my ex” I’ve ever heard, congrats! But imma say no still… just because if she’s not ready for that risk then you don’t wanna push her into something she might regret :(
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24 02,2026
For the last time, it’s not your job to deal out karma!! Violence begets violence, and you’re the only person you have control over who can end that cycle. You will be so much happier if you forget about trying to get even all the time, I promise!
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08 11,2024
that’s a strange way to introduce your occupation as a pet groomer, but good for you!
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24 01,2026
Jimmy mouthwashing
Just kidding, fuck Jimmy, all my homies hate Jimmy
I wish Jimmy could’ve gotten his dick axed off and then his ugly ass head
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23 10,2024
Gee whiz, I don’t know, the MURDER DOCUMENTARIES my dad used to make me watch as a kid? Pro tip: don’t show your toddler pictures of mutilated corpses !!!! Maybe they’ll end up suffering from vivid nightmares for the rest of their life!!!
Who the hell tells their 4 year old with a straight face that if they trust strangers they’re gonna e......
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23 09,2024
The fact that she’s divorced might mean that she’s seeing a few red flags you aren’t experienced enough to recognize. Also, to gain her trust? Be open and honest with her, do your chores, your homework, be responsible and levelheaded. I’m saying this as an adult who’s started realizing how badly I messed myself up during my school years n......
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26 08,2024
I struggled a lot with mutilative impulses when I was younger lol
Vivid dreams and ages
- dismembered my cat in a trance &went insane after i realized (12 y/o)
- stabbed my mom 20 times, came to, tried to gut myself so I’d die before getting caught but pussied out(9)
- accidentally pushed my sister off a ladder and her skull completely split open......
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14 11,2025
Pansexual and polyamorous, maybe?
Most people who are bi would also date nonbinary people tho even if it’s not in the strict definition of bisexuality, but bisexual is a more common term than pansexual so I think that’s why.
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01 01,2026
Scroll through gifcities and follow links through weird websites. The old internet was just so unfiltered it feels wild sometimes.
As for non-scarring things I found (there were a LOT of crazy things holy fuck but I’m not gonna talk about those [unless you want me to?])
-obituaries
-couple diaries (some were kinda stalkerish…)
-schizo
-schizo ......
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01 11,2024
Don’t worry so much about what other people think of you when you embarrass yourself a little. 9/10 times nobody cares and will forget within a few seconds if you don’t look like you’re caught up on it (in a good way.) Also, don’t be afraid to get people’s numbers and make friends! I know it’s really scary, but you can do it! Having lon......
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30 10,2023
It’s common, but not good. It’s called the inner critic. It’s that part of you that’s trying to fix you, but lowkey everything it says boils down to “you suck.” Not very productive.
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27 11,2024
I need to have a harem and a personal team of seamstresses who can make me whatever pretty princess dresses i want. Also a bunch of pets. Other than that idk. Something something create generations of harmony and prosperity for the people or wtv
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09 03,2026
Well here goes I guess.
Anyway, if we pretend like the first 3 paragraphs don’t exist, I’d agree with them somewhat. But there are definitely some super gross people who like reading fiction about stuff like that because they also like it in real life, which I do not like even thinking about, but whatever.
But like… do you think I don’t a......
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30 10,2023
I’m not exposing myself again, I learned my lesson. Nice try though!️
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25 04,2025