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Everything in life has been too complacent...so I became a box blonde (friend is in school for it so she did me good), and now I'm contemplating getting a fuck ass bob after crossing paths with a layla blue video on pinterest...Or just like a new hairstyle!!! GUYS GIMME HAIR STYLE RECCS!!!!

FUCK THAT STUPID ASS GROUNDHOG, IM CUTTING ITS STUPID FAT BODY UP AND MAKING STEW. KILL YOURSELF YOU CLAIRVOYANT PEICE OF SHIT. YOU UGLY, YOU GOT NO PLAY NO BITCHES NO GRINDD. AAAGGHHHHGGHHHGGHGHGGHDHEBDNSJEJDNDNDNDNBDBE EVENSJ

I CANNOT, fucking stand it when a trifling bitch starts calling me “honey…” or “baby…” in an argument. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! YOUR ARGUMENT SUCKS ASSSSS!!

Doesn’t have to morbid or narrow minded like “hell” or “heaven”. You can say you want to reincarnate, go to a personalized heaven, decompose into the ground or anything like that. Just curious to see if people think about it.

Kiss me if you can…PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAAAASSEEEEEEEE (╯°Д °)╯╧╧

Fuck all billionaires obviously but billionaires or just very rich people who are on social media give me such an ICK, and people who sympathize with them are the weakest links of society.

I did my make up and hair good asf today, I wish y’all could see. Cause watching that video made me realize if I’m gonna get blasted by Bernie Sanders, I should at least look cute. I pray they do closed casket for his ass!!! Anyways, can y’all drop screenshots of sharing the news with yo homies? I wanna have giggle.

I love this generation and I was definitely born in the right generation don’t get me wrong. But sometimes I just dream of being a drifter in the ‘90s with a stranger, clubbing in the ‘80s, or the Woodstock festival in the ‘60s. Just romanticized blips of other lives I’ve read and seen, and ik realistically I would hate EVERYDAY, but just wi to those small moments— I succumb to limerance. Do you guys ever feel like that??

To not let your homies know the website you read on, especially if you’re an active member. Cause why I tell my homegirl (who’s getting into manga) to try out mangago because it has so many options, and she comes back to me talking about the forums, she mentions some users and I’m thinking “ong my mootssss” and then she goes “oh, and mama Agnus! I love her, she so funny!” …I fear I girlbossed a little too close to the sun, not that I care because she knows what I read but, K, if you’re reading this hey girrlll, and let this be a warning to the rest of y’all!!!

Character in this fuckass story keeps repeating his trauma over and over again and it’s getting on my nerves, it’s the same damn line too “lived in an orphanage, adoption failed twice” BRO WE GET IT, your twink life sucks ass and nobody wants you. Go fuck the Executive director and get pregnant or something.

And, yeah, he’s poor. Who’s surprised. I can’t even feel bad for you, man, like thug it out.

Not exactly unpopular opinion, but like, something akin to “eat the rich” which is my radical opinion.

Literally nothing in my life changed, this shit is a scam. With a LOT of paperwork.

I’ll reply with a screenshot but the “job application” and “employment status” profiles following me back to back is so funny…Girl, I have two jobs, do your research.

I fear I have to admit…I love me a good accidental pregnancy but then it’s later revealed trope (kiss me if you can type shit), no matter how many times I see it, I will ALWAYS eat up “I didn’t need you then, and I don’t need you now!” But mostly in omegaverse, only. And arranged marriage…always hits for me, unfortunately…

I love watching YouTube gameplays, I feel like games are a bit dry rn even with my pookie Jay. I don’t have the time to go through all his old videos but what games/gameplays do you guys really enjoy??? Personal preference but really long ones (or series) please!!

Life is a fucking mess, let's admit, no matter where or who you are, your life sucks on some degree unless you're the elite. It's easy to get depressed so I just want to remind myself who I do it for.

- My sister
- My mom
- My best friend.
- Earnhardt Dale
But most importantly, I do it for me.

always the unemployed, nasty, stinky, and mega mind built bitches asking too.

Here’s a scenario to test your survival instincts based on something that happened to me recently!

You go drinking with your boyfriend to meet his friends, everything goes well, you meet them, they’re chill, albeit a little introverted and quiet, but it’s whatever. Then you drink (a little too much), and your boyfriend tells you he’s going to call an Uber because his truck needed to go to the mechanic. Chill, right? You sit outside the bar, but then you start getting sleepy, and the next thing you know you wake up in a car, it’s dark as hell, no streetlights because it’s the country side but from the headlights, all you can see is fields of corn. Wyd?

"B- But what if XYZ is on the files?" Kill him? Tf???
"Everyone is using AI tho!!" IDC!! BANDWAGON FALLACY!!!
"B- But baby dying-" ITS. A. FETUS, JANET!!!

Just letting the people who rely on Dean Withers for news that this kid was previously republican and hurled racial slurs (there’s video proof), sooooo, it’s not really surprising that he womp whomped at the news. Ik he’s really popular so letting you guys know!

Also JK Rowling has cancer, to those who want to shed a tear or celebrate.

Donald trump also looks like he had a stroke! (Will add a picture)