Mama_Agnus's answer page 57 (1181)

If El*n Musk wasn't such a big bitch baby, we would've already had Mpreg...why? Because all his babies are IVF, he had sex like 3 times.   1 reply

A 35-year-old man follows me when I was 15, in hopes of cheating on his wife with me. I actually have a more recent one too, I went camping with my now boyfriend, and we hunted together, cracked beer, and went to sleep. And as far as we knew we were the only ones there. But then around like 3 ish, I heard a sound and he was still asleep so I gr......   2 reply

I’ll pass on that, thanks. ️   reply

The most weightless burden. You feel awful, but you’ve never smiled harder.   1 reply

I've been waiting for this one (I still have more):   3 reply

I kinned Bakugou Katsuki, I was TROUBLED, okay?   1 reply

Crush--- Ethel Cain American Teenager--- Ethel Cain Strangers --- Ethel Cain Televangelism--- Ethel Cain for my sweethearts that don't like lyrics.   1 reply

I suggest baggy clothes, like completely homeless core. Stay vigilant and don’t tell too many people. I hope you’ll be safe and find peace. ️   reply

Fuck their parents, lovingly.   reply

Mf wants porn site recommendations… In all seriousness, it’s really people working their way around it when they were young and couldn’t access ph itself. I found a website once when I was a wee lass and all it had was vintage porn— which is amazing btw.   1 reply

I think it's a trial run for Hell (courtesy of God) because I'm gay and Christian.   1 reply

I have the most horrifying dreams (I study forensics) and I turn them into sex dreams, it's mentally taxing but at least I'm not being dismembered.   reply

I wanted the other brother. ️   3 reply

Weaponizing your weakness against you for their favor isn't something someone that loves you or has the maturity to have a proper argument would do. Take that as you will.   reply

This you?   reply

The sauce is Salt Heart btw, it’s an omegaverse.   reply

No but I’ve lived with a Southern Baptist family and they have the same vibe.   1 reply