*push the seme*
NOO!!
YOU ACTUALLY ALREADY DATE SOMEONE! YOU DECEIVED ME
who said that rubbish to u?!
EVERYONE IN OUR MAJOR KNOW THAT U DATE A FCKING HOT SOPHOMORE MODEL,MELANIA!!
CAN'T YOU TRUST ME FOR A SEC?!
WHO TF WANNA DATE MY ORANGE ASS IF THAT'S ISN'T YOU?!
*gasp*
*blushed*
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN STEAL MY GLANCE AND HEART, SHREK-KUN.
T-trump senpai
(i changed sunbae to senpai cuz why not?)
*smooch*
*kiss*
i actually have something to tell you,
i love you*in slow voice*
what Shrek-kun?
I can't hear
I ACTUALLY LOVE YOU
*huffpuff*
*gasp*
what am i saying?!
forget anything i said, trump-senpai
you're really not fair shrek-kun
*attack him*
hey wanna go for a round?
what round?! i never did this...
it's okay, i can teach you
*moans in every language*
*fuck him for the rest of the day*
fin~
NOO!!
YOU ACTUALLY ALREADY DATE SOMEONE! YOU DECEIVED ME
who said that rubbish to u?!
EVERYONE IN OUR MAJOR KNOW THAT U DATE A FCKING HOT SOPHOMORE MODEL,MELANIA!!
CAN'T YOU TRUST ME FOR A SEC?!
WHO TF WANNA DATE MY ORANGE ASS IF THAT'S ISN'T YOU?!
*gasp*
*blushed*
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN STEAL MY GLANCE AND HEART, SHREK-KUN.
T-trump senpai
(i changed sunbae to senpai cuz why not?)
*smooch*
*kiss*
i actually have something to tell you,
i love you*in slow voice*
what Shrek-kun?
I can't hear
I ACTUALLY LOVE YOU
*huffpuff*
*gasp*
what am i saying?!
forget anything i said, trump-senpai
you're really not fair shrek-kun
*attack him*
hey wanna go for a round?
what round?! i never did this...
it's okay, i can teach you
*moans in every language*
*fuck him for the rest of the day*
fin~
author:skrrtt skrrtt
TW:SHREK,TRUMP,CRINGE,KITTEN,HORROR,SCI-FI,POLITICS,TRAGIC, EMOTIONAL
THEME: UNIVERSITY STUDENTS
PLACE:A CLUBROOM
CHARACTER:
UKE:SHREK
SEME:TRUMP
COVER WILL BE IN THE COMMENT
*smooch*
trump-sunbae!?
what are u doing?
what if someone come in?!
*locks the door*
*smooch*
*unbotton the shirt*
don't~
we have to organize the the files first~
*tackle shrek's nipples*
ahh~
TW:SHREK,TRUMP,CRINGE,KITTEN,HORROR,SCI-FI,POLITICS,TRAGIC, EMOTIONAL
THEME: UNIVERSITY STUDENTS
PLACE:A CLUBROOM
CHARACTER:
UKE:SHREK
SEME:TRUMP
COVER WILL BE IN THE COMMENT
*smooch*
trump-sunbae!?
what are u doing?
what if someone come in?!
*locks the door*
*smooch*
*unbotton the shirt*
don't~
we have to organize the the files first~
*tackle shrek's nipples*
ahh~
A small gust of wind howl, a girl about the age of ___ walked in silence, unsure of where she was. “Where am I?” She asked herself before bumping into something. The girl could hear it breathing large, heavy breaths. It snorted and growled as (Y/N) looked up. The clouds cleared, allowing moonlight to begin shining on the creature. (Y/N) could see its green skin as well as its brown and white clothing.
Within those few moments, it hit her that this was an ogre: the very thing she had been warned about. The thing was that this wasn’t just anyone, it was Shrek! “What are ye doing my swamp?!” He roared in her face, his breath smelling of onions. (Y/N) backed up slowly, not because she was afraid, but because of the ogre’s breath.
“I’m lost....” She said in a sad tone. Shrek only grunted, placing his hands around her waist, throwing her over his shoulder. “W-what are you doing? Put me down!” (Y/N) shrieked, and began to cut a fit. “I’m taking ye back to my place.”
Shrek hiked back to his home, still carrying the girl over his shoulder. Once he made it to his destination, he threw (Y/N) onto the bed after slamming the door shut. The ogre ripped off his shirt in one swift movement, exposing his chest. Carefully, he crawled on top of his new prized possession, soon smashing his lips down onto hers.
The kiss lasted only for a short amount of time. “Take me away, Shrek. Let me into your swamp.” (Y/N) whispered, a small smile making its way onto her mouth before disappearing once again. He nodded as he took the girl’s clothes off, her body now uncovered. (Y/N) shivered slightly at the cool air; she knew she wouldn’t be cold for much longer, for she would soon be warmed up by the love of Shrek.
Shrek slowly placed his extremely large face near (Y/N)’s breasts, beginning to lick and shake them. He moved lower, kissing her restless body every few inches. WIthout warning, he shoved two fingers up her pussy, earning him a small moan. He began to move them in and out.
“Oh…oh my god, Shrek! Faster! Please” The young woman begged. Shrek ignored her request, and continued at his own pace. He knew this would drive her up the wall. “What are you-?” (Y/N) couldn’t get her words out before the ogre forced himself inside of her. “Shit… Shrek!”
Shrek grinned as he thrusted as fast as he could go (five miles per hour for ten minutes), causing the vagina to begin bleeding. The girl’s eyes began to tear up after he took his cock out of her. She ignored the pain and the concerning amount of blood that poured out of her.
After sliding off the bed, Shrek backed up and (Y/N) began to suck and rub his dick in teasing motion. She choked on his cum as she swallowed before she removed her mouth from the penis. Shrek closed his eyes as the cum shot into her face and ___ colored hair. It dripped onto the ground.
At that very moment, (Y/N) realized that this was no ordinary cum. It was yellow instead of white. Oh god, what was it? Why was it yellow? Shrek grabbed her by the hair and opened his mouth, black smoke coming out as he roared loudly. Sam and Dean immedantly busted through the door and shot him, causing him to fall to the ground and die.
“Shrek!”
im going back to hell one day
Within those few moments, it hit her that this was an ogre: the very thing she had been warned about. The thing was that this wasn’t just anyone, it was Shrek! “What are ye doing my swamp?!” He roared in her face, his breath smelling of onions. (Y/N) backed up slowly, not because she was afraid, but because of the ogre’s breath.
“I’m lost....” She said in a sad tone. Shrek only grunted, placing his hands around her waist, throwing her over his shoulder. “W-what are you doing? Put me down!” (Y/N) shrieked, and began to cut a fit. “I’m taking ye back to my place.”
Shrek hiked back to his home, still carrying the girl over his shoulder. Once he made it to his destination, he threw (Y/N) onto the bed after slamming the door shut. The ogre ripped off his shirt in one swift movement, exposing his chest. Carefully, he crawled on top of his new prized possession, soon smashing his lips down onto hers.
The kiss lasted only for a short amount of time. “Take me away, Shrek. Let me into your swamp.” (Y/N) whispered, a small smile making its way onto her mouth before disappearing once again. He nodded as he took the girl’s clothes off, her body now uncovered. (Y/N) shivered slightly at the cool air; she knew she wouldn’t be cold for much longer, for she would soon be warmed up by the love of Shrek.
Shrek slowly placed his extremely large face near (Y/N)’s breasts, beginning to lick and shake them. He moved lower, kissing her restless body every few inches. WIthout warning, he shoved two fingers up her pussy, earning him a small moan. He began to move them in and out.
“Oh…oh my god, Shrek! Faster! Please” The young woman begged. Shrek ignored her request, and continued at his own pace. He knew this would drive her up the wall. “What are you-?” (Y/N) couldn’t get her words out before the ogre forced himself inside of her. “Shit… Shrek!”
Shrek grinned as he thrusted as fast as he could go (five miles per hour for ten minutes), causing the vagina to begin bleeding. The girl’s eyes began to tear up after he took his cock out of her. She ignored the pain and the concerning amount of blood that poured out of her.
After sliding off the bed, Shrek backed up and (Y/N) began to suck and rub his dick in teasing motion. She choked on his cum as she swallowed before she removed her mouth from the penis. Shrek closed his eyes as the cum shot into her face and ___ colored hair. It dripped onto the ground.
At that very moment, (Y/N) realized that this was no ordinary cum. It was yellow instead of white. Oh god, what was it? Why was it yellow? Shrek grabbed her by the hair and opened his mouth, black smoke coming out as he roared loudly. Sam and Dean immedantly busted through the door and shot him, causing him to fall to the ground and die.
“Shrek!”
im going back to hell one day
about question
so what should i name my next writing?
and what genre y'all's want?
should i drop poupou or continue?
and what genre y'all's want?
should i drop poupou or continue?
about i like crying
They look at you with a pitiful face and tell you to use it with good use and to hang in there
author:skrrtt skrrtt
TW: cringe,tragic,horror,furry
characters: kevin and karen
wdym u love me? u said u love that furry!
no darling i never-
YES YOU'RE, IF YOU'RE NOT,EXPLAIN WHAT TF IS THAT ON YOUR PHONE,COMPUTER AND BEDROOM'S WALLPAPER RN
that's-
shitty piece of shit i regret marrying u!
kevin's pov
i dun understand why she got angry at me, didn't she know that she's that fcking furry that i got on my wallpaper? I don't understand furries these days...they don't even realize that they're furries
*suddenly remembered oli oppar*
karen's pov
omg that's sweet of him to make me his wallpapers, but I didn't meant to said that
i love him soo much *sniffing on hisunderwear*
(she's a tsundere)
to be continued...
TW: cringe,tragic,horror,furry
characters: kevin and karen
wdym u love me? u said u love that furry!
no darling i never-
YES YOU'RE, IF YOU'RE NOT,EXPLAIN WHAT TF IS THAT ON YOUR PHONE,COMPUTER AND BEDROOM'S WALLPAPER RN
that's-
shitty piece of shit i regret marrying u!
kevin's pov
i dun understand why she got angry at me, didn't she know that she's that fcking furry that i got on my wallpaper? I don't understand furries these days...they don't even realize that they're furries
*suddenly remembered oli oppar*
karen's pov
omg that's sweet of him to make me his wallpapers, but I didn't meant to said that
i love him soo much *sniffing on hisunderwear*
(she's a tsundere)
to be continued...
about question
CLICK CLACK SMACK "COUGHS LOUDLY" ANNA HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH BAD BOY JAKE. I THOUGH I WAS YOUR PRINCE I EVEN SPENT 300,000 GEMS ON YOUR SHITTY OUTFITS JUST TO MAKE JAKE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. THE AUDACITY YOU HAVE MAKES ME WANNA UnFrIeNd YOU MY ONLINE GIRLFRIEND
anna's pov
In her diary
UWU THIS NEW HOTTY JAKE HAS COME TO MY SCHOOL AND ALL THE GIRLS WANT HIM. BUT HES MINE AND ILL MAKE SURE OF IT UWU. I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT FIND OUT UNLESS HE WONT KEEP SPENDING MONEY ON MY POOR ASS
id continue but im not in the mood
anna's pov
In her diary
UWU THIS NEW HOTTY JAKE HAS COME TO MY SCHOOL AND ALL THE GIRLS WANT HIM. BUT HES MINE AND ILL MAKE SURE OF IT UWU. I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT FIND OUT UNLESS HE WONT KEEP SPENDING MONEY ON MY POOR ASS
id continue but im not in the mood
about question
i went outside for around an hour to do some gardening for my mom, be a good child yk? much to my disgust, those bloodsuckers seem to love me for some reason. unfortunately for them the love they have for me isnt reciprocated, how to kill them?
about talk to yourself
about question
am i the only one who loves eren more than levi? Hes just ugh i feel bad and yk and uh and hes hot and uh beautiful at them same time and
