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mc: Haves fun with friend/smiles in front of someone/looks is the general direction of someone while smiling.
other mc: You cheater!!!!
mc: no that's my sister/mom/brother
other mc: Whew! I almost thought you were having fun with someone else other than me.
other mc: You cheater!!!!
mc: no that's my sister/mom/brother
other mc: Whew! I almost thought you were having fun with someone else other than me.
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So I was hanging out with a classmate one time and some two foreigner showed up and chatted in Japanese, my classmate said
"Hey you know a Lil bit of Japanese right? What are they saying? It must be about the place right?"
....
They were talking about anime p0rn
"Hey you know a Lil bit of Japanese right? What are they saying? It must be about the place right?"
....
They were talking about anime p0rn
The title's a joke ofc (sorry if some of you got offended) It's just that I just got too pissed at this girl, who's obsessed of saying- "I'm 14 but my mind is well beyond my years" blah blah WHO FUCKING CARES, YOU'RE NOT QUIRKY, U AIN'T SPECIAL. I'M LIKE THAT TOO WHEN I WAS *12*. So amyways, I argued with her about what she said that shipping Reki and Langa is gross...
I was like- "What? How is it gross?" and she was like all this crap about how they're not gay (even tho Langa is), how it's gross "forcing" our "unrealistic ideals" (wtf, ikr?) that they like one another (even though Langa has a crush on Reki) and crap anything else she said.
Then after that, she attacked me using words such as an OLD BITCH AND WITH RACIAL SLURS! ME?! AT. AGE. 20?! SERIOUSLY?! You don't trigger me with those words cuz I've tossed 4 children (lightly), 7 teens and 18 adults when they told me those (yes, I do take notes of my "body count") Gosh, I've never met an adolescent karen! Bravo, you're a whole new species! So whatever, I just reported her and ignored her after that cuz what the hell am even I doing, arguing with a 14 y/o girl who's "mind is well beyond her years"
I was like- "What? How is it gross?" and she was like all this crap about how they're not gay (even tho Langa is), how it's gross "forcing" our "unrealistic ideals" (wtf, ikr?) that they like one another (even though Langa has a crush on Reki) and crap anything else she said.
Then after that, she attacked me using words such as an OLD BITCH AND WITH RACIAL SLURS! ME?! AT. AGE. 20?! SERIOUSLY?! You don't trigger me with those words cuz I've tossed 4 children (lightly), 7 teens and 18 adults when they told me those (yes, I do take notes of my "body count") Gosh, I've never met an adolescent karen! Bravo, you're a whole new species! So whatever, I just reported her and ignored her after that cuz what the hell am even I doing, arguing with a 14 y/o girl who's "mind is well beyond her years"
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If you have discord and want to join this fujoshi group chat drop in the comments your discord tags so I can add you and invite you to the group!
Perks of joining us:
1. Having friends!
2. Being part of a community for BL
3. We'll help you get free nitro in the condition of boosting our server twice!
Side note: We are not like those boring BL discord group chat's that are so dry no one is talking! In our fujoshi group chat everyone is always active! So what are you waiting for? Put your discord tag so I can add you!
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Hello! And welcome to week 4 of Erotic Cafe. Today on the menu I have a sweet and sour drink. While you drink this I want to ask you a question.....Do you have somebody, apart from your siblings, that you love to the bones but also hate them as much? So cuddle up as we dive into this sweet yet sour story!
The Sin of our Hearts
The night was rather calm. From inside the Emperor's room came the sounds of the bed creaking and unbridled moans. Han Tian, the 6th emperor of Han dynasty (not the real Han dynasty) was making love to Li Meng. The bed creaked heavily as Han Tian pounded on Li Meng. Li Meng was holding on to Han Tian's back, rocking his hips to the rhythm as seductive moans spilled from his lips. Han Tian picked Li Meng up slightly with his right hand supporting Li Meng's left shoulder as they dived into yet another passionate kiss.
Li Meng was the crown prince would have become the 6th emperor of the Li dynasty if it wasn't for the 5th emperor of the Han dynasty, Han Zheng, who had invaded Li and took over the country. Everything in Li fell.......the people, the landscapes and the royal family in the hands of the Hans. This was a big hit to Li Meng and Han Tian as the two were secret lovers. The Hans and Lis were always enemies as far back as one could tell and they knew that this love was forbidden but then again can you really stop someone from falling in love? This was the sin of their heart.
The sounds of love making had stopped long back. Li Meng had fallen asleep on Han Tian's lap. Han Tian stroked Li Meng's soft silk velvet like black hair. Li Meng was the Li dynasty's beauty. Those purple eyes had enchanted him for many years. They still did but they always reminded him of how his brother died in the hands of a crazy Li. Han Tian 'If I choke him now while he is defenceless then maybe I can take revenge for my brother....!' Han Tian shook his head his eyes tearing up as he slapped himself. How could he dare to think of such a thing. He sighed and whispered "I hate you...I hate you so much yet I love you just as much Ah-Li" then he left the room.
Li Meng woke up right after Han Tian had left. He sighed. Li Meng ' I know.... I hate you too but I love you just as much.' Li Meng couldn't deny that he never thought of killing Han Tian. When Han Tian was drunk Li Meng thought that if he took out his jade hairpin he could stab and kill Han Tian and then he could just take over the throne but in the end he couldn't do it. What would he gain? He would just lose again just like he lost his family he would lose Han Tian. He didn't want that.
While both the lovers were having a hard time keeping their emotions in check the goddess above was frustrated. She felt bad for these two poor souls. Unable to stop her aching heart, Lin Cai snapped her fingers and brought a scroll out in front of her. She took out her brush and dipped it in fresh ink and wrote a spell down. ' I, Lin Cai, Bless Li Meng and Han Tian a new life in a time line so they can fix everything and form a brighter future'. The sky was filled with lighting and thunder as both the men were transported into the new world. The goddess smirked as she took out her favourite boy romance novel and said "Bless you boys. Nothing can make me happier other than seeing you have a happy ending"
Fast forward to three years. Li Meng and Han Tian had spend three years in the past. Yes! Goddess you cheeky thing! Lin Cai had thrown Li Meng and Han Tian in to the past. Almost 500 years back so they could fix the enmity between the Hans and Lis so that the future could be better. Lin Cai woke up from her slumber. Now that everything was back in-order and the Hans and Lis were in peace the two could finally go back. Lin Cai snapped her finger lazily and thunder filled the sky as Li Meng and Han Tian were transported back to the future. Unlike the original, this future was different. Li Meng was sitting in red robes with a veil on his face. The Hans and Lis saw 500 years of peace till date. Everyone they loved was alive and all the guilt and sadness they had slowly was replaced by joy.
Han Tian was wearing a similar red robe as he entered the room. He stood for two minutes and then finally took off Li Meng's veil. The two smiled at each other. Han Tian could't control his joy as he hugged Li Meng. He had dreamt many times where he took off Li Meng's veil and he would smile instead of showing a sad expression. It was finally coming true.
No more words were said as Han Tian pounced onto Li Meng. They laughed and rolled on the bed for a long time, rubbing in between each others legs making them both hard. Li Meng pushed Han Tian down and kissed him. It was intoxicating. Coupled with the smell of wine from Ah-Tian and smell of fruit from Ah-Li it was like drinking good fruit wine. They turned their heads several times to deepen the kiss. They sucked and licked for a long time. Ah-Tian picked Ah-Li up and made him straddle on his lap as he took off the red robes. He bit Ah-Li leaving behind mark on his neck. The night was long and they had nothing to worry about anyway. Sweet and sticky moans echoed from the room. Ah-Li blinked his eyes as sweat flowed down his forehead to his wine like flushed cheeks. Ah-Tian and Ah-Li's breaths were ragged with desire. Ah-Tian "tired?". Ah-Li "Yeah.....But…don’t take it out". That place was extremely hot, making both feel like they were melting. The inner walls were squeezing and sucking on Ah-Tian's member. Ah-Li "Ah-Ti...!". Ah-Li shivered. He couldn't say his name completely as Ah-Tian's as he thrusted even deeper than before. The feeling of being full was amazing. Ah-Tian put Ah-Li's legs over his shoulders and thrusted even deeper. Ah-Tian let out a hot breath as he felt Ah-Li's insides sucking on him very heard. It felt like he was going to see heaven soon. Ah-Li gripped Ah-Tian's arms because of the incredible feeling of being completely filled. Ah-Li's vision grew white making him wonder if he had reached heaven. Ah-Tian thrusted deeper. It was not enough he wanted to hear more of Ah-Li's seductive moans. Ah-Tian picked Ah-Li up and made him straddle his lap once again. Ah-Tian's member hit the sweet spot and Ah-Li's whole body spasmed with extreme pleasure and satisfaction. That place was loved so much through the night that it was very sensitive so much so that when Ah-Tian entered again it sucked tightly on to his member.
Ah-Li "Ohhhhh.....Mhhhh...Hahhhh". Moans spilled shamelessly from Ah-Li's lips which made the both of them even more excited. Every maid that passed by the door had become flushed because of the intense passion that was taking place inside. Ah-Li "Harder....there..ohhhh...Harder and more!". Ah-Tian was like a hungry wolf, pounding on to his partner. As the inside contracted again Ah-Tian sighed, lust filled his eyes as he moved even faster and harder for his darling. As it was nearing dawn Ah-Tian finally let out a groan and ejaculated. The couple hugged and for sometime as if this would turn out to be a dream and they would go back to those gloomy days where the line between hate and love was blurred. But that didn't happen till the day they died.
In the end you can't blame people for falling in love because it's a sin that every heart commits.
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A/N: Why is it that every time I write a new week it just becomes longer and longer. Like week 1 was barely anything. I guess I was so bad at writing before that week 1 was barley anything but as i keep going I keep trying to improve so the stories become longer and longer. Anyways I hope you enjoyed week 4!! ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
The Sin of our Hearts
The night was rather calm. From inside the Emperor's room came the sounds of the bed creaking and unbridled moans. Han Tian, the 6th emperor of Han dynasty (not the real Han dynasty) was making love to Li Meng. The bed creaked heavily as Han Tian pounded on Li Meng. Li Meng was holding on to Han Tian's back, rocking his hips to the rhythm as seductive moans spilled from his lips. Han Tian picked Li Meng up slightly with his right hand supporting Li Meng's left shoulder as they dived into yet another passionate kiss.
Li Meng was the crown prince would have become the 6th emperor of the Li dynasty if it wasn't for the 5th emperor of the Han dynasty, Han Zheng, who had invaded Li and took over the country. Everything in Li fell.......the people, the landscapes and the royal family in the hands of the Hans. This was a big hit to Li Meng and Han Tian as the two were secret lovers. The Hans and Lis were always enemies as far back as one could tell and they knew that this love was forbidden but then again can you really stop someone from falling in love? This was the sin of their heart.
The sounds of love making had stopped long back. Li Meng had fallen asleep on Han Tian's lap. Han Tian stroked Li Meng's soft silk velvet like black hair. Li Meng was the Li dynasty's beauty. Those purple eyes had enchanted him for many years. They still did but they always reminded him of how his brother died in the hands of a crazy Li. Han Tian 'If I choke him now while he is defenceless then maybe I can take revenge for my brother....!' Han Tian shook his head his eyes tearing up as he slapped himself. How could he dare to think of such a thing. He sighed and whispered "I hate you...I hate you so much yet I love you just as much Ah-Li" then he left the room.
Li Meng woke up right after Han Tian had left. He sighed. Li Meng ' I know.... I hate you too but I love you just as much.' Li Meng couldn't deny that he never thought of killing Han Tian. When Han Tian was drunk Li Meng thought that if he took out his jade hairpin he could stab and kill Han Tian and then he could just take over the throne but in the end he couldn't do it. What would he gain? He would just lose again just like he lost his family he would lose Han Tian. He didn't want that.
While both the lovers were having a hard time keeping their emotions in check the goddess above was frustrated. She felt bad for these two poor souls. Unable to stop her aching heart, Lin Cai snapped her fingers and brought a scroll out in front of her. She took out her brush and dipped it in fresh ink and wrote a spell down. ' I, Lin Cai, Bless Li Meng and Han Tian a new life in a time line so they can fix everything and form a brighter future'. The sky was filled with lighting and thunder as both the men were transported into the new world. The goddess smirked as she took out her favourite boy romance novel and said "Bless you boys. Nothing can make me happier other than seeing you have a happy ending"
Fast forward to three years. Li Meng and Han Tian had spend three years in the past. Yes! Goddess you cheeky thing! Lin Cai had thrown Li Meng and Han Tian in to the past. Almost 500 years back so they could fix the enmity between the Hans and Lis so that the future could be better. Lin Cai woke up from her slumber. Now that everything was back in-order and the Hans and Lis were in peace the two could finally go back. Lin Cai snapped her finger lazily and thunder filled the sky as Li Meng and Han Tian were transported back to the future. Unlike the original, this future was different. Li Meng was sitting in red robes with a veil on his face. The Hans and Lis saw 500 years of peace till date. Everyone they loved was alive and all the guilt and sadness they had slowly was replaced by joy.
Han Tian was wearing a similar red robe as he entered the room. He stood for two minutes and then finally took off Li Meng's veil. The two smiled at each other. Han Tian could't control his joy as he hugged Li Meng. He had dreamt many times where he took off Li Meng's veil and he would smile instead of showing a sad expression. It was finally coming true.
No more words were said as Han Tian pounced onto Li Meng. They laughed and rolled on the bed for a long time, rubbing in between each others legs making them both hard. Li Meng pushed Han Tian down and kissed him. It was intoxicating. Coupled with the smell of wine from Ah-Tian and smell of fruit from Ah-Li it was like drinking good fruit wine. They turned their heads several times to deepen the kiss. They sucked and licked for a long time. Ah-Tian picked Ah-Li up and made him straddle on his lap as he took off the red robes. He bit Ah-Li leaving behind mark on his neck. The night was long and they had nothing to worry about anyway. Sweet and sticky moans echoed from the room. Ah-Li blinked his eyes as sweat flowed down his forehead to his wine like flushed cheeks. Ah-Tian and Ah-Li's breaths were ragged with desire. Ah-Tian "tired?". Ah-Li "Yeah.....But…don’t take it out". That place was extremely hot, making both feel like they were melting. The inner walls were squeezing and sucking on Ah-Tian's member. Ah-Li "Ah-Ti...!". Ah-Li shivered. He couldn't say his name completely as Ah-Tian's as he thrusted even deeper than before. The feeling of being full was amazing. Ah-Tian put Ah-Li's legs over his shoulders and thrusted even deeper. Ah-Tian let out a hot breath as he felt Ah-Li's insides sucking on him very heard. It felt like he was going to see heaven soon. Ah-Li gripped Ah-Tian's arms because of the incredible feeling of being completely filled. Ah-Li's vision grew white making him wonder if he had reached heaven. Ah-Tian thrusted deeper. It was not enough he wanted to hear more of Ah-Li's seductive moans. Ah-Tian picked Ah-Li up and made him straddle his lap once again. Ah-Tian's member hit the sweet spot and Ah-Li's whole body spasmed with extreme pleasure and satisfaction. That place was loved so much through the night that it was very sensitive so much so that when Ah-Tian entered again it sucked tightly on to his member.
Ah-Li "Ohhhhh.....Mhhhh...Hahhhh". Moans spilled shamelessly from Ah-Li's lips which made the both of them even more excited. Every maid that passed by the door had become flushed because of the intense passion that was taking place inside. Ah-Li "Harder....there..ohhhh...Harder and more!". Ah-Tian was like a hungry wolf, pounding on to his partner. As the inside contracted again Ah-Tian sighed, lust filled his eyes as he moved even faster and harder for his darling. As it was nearing dawn Ah-Tian finally let out a groan and ejaculated. The couple hugged and for sometime as if this would turn out to be a dream and they would go back to those gloomy days where the line between hate and love was blurred. But that didn't happen till the day they died.
In the end you can't blame people for falling in love because it's a sin that every heart commits.
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A/N: Why is it that every time I write a new week it just becomes longer and longer. Like week 1 was barely anything. I guess I was so bad at writing before that week 1 was barley anything but as i keep going I keep trying to improve so the stories become longer and longer. Anyways I hope you enjoyed week 4!! ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
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You know you've gone deep when you see something you wanna read so you click it and turns out its already in your want to read list.... This happened twice to me today... I think i need to start reading these ;~;
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If Naruto fucked his own shadow clone would it be gay, masturbation, or incest/selfcest??
... ^_^
... ^_^
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If at all.
Right now it’s Ryuuta from Awairo Emaki, but I’ve had it for a while
- A_very_bored_Humanoid
Right now it’s Ryuuta from Awairo Emaki, but I’ve had it for a while
- A_very_bored_Humanoid
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Do you have extra bucks? If yes can I have them? Can you give them to me? I'm broke as hell with a father who have a mistress and a suicidal mother ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~
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Y'all I've been attending online classes and it's been a hell.
I can't learn what they're teaching online T^T
Even if I learn anything by chance, I'll forget it after the class ends.
I'm practically blind without my glasses rn.
Life has been shitty during this covid 19 pandemic.
I was tested positive. And it hurted like a bitch. Tho I'm recovered it is still hard to breathe.
*Tw*mention of death
There's a chance I might die. Honestly I don't mind it but don't wanna infect my parents.
I can't learn what they're teaching online T^T
Even if I learn anything by chance, I'll forget it after the class ends.
I'm practically blind without my glasses rn.
Life has been shitty during this covid 19 pandemic.
I was tested positive. And it hurted like a bitch. Tho I'm recovered it is still hard to breathe.
*Tw*mention of death
There's a chance I might die. Honestly I don't mind it but don't wanna infect my parents.
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When you look good you feel good. I've gotten all dressed up in one of my favorite party dresses before even though I wasn't going anywhere or doing anything. I only do this when the mood strikes me but it always puts me in a better mood when I wear something pretty. (▰˘◡˘▰)
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I’m bored (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
So IM going to give my opinions on heavily hated characters. Even though no one asked ;DDD
MHA:
- Minoru Mineta: stay hating :] i hate him too
- Bakugou Katsuki: okay hear me out, as a manga reader. idgaf if anime watchers hate him (tbh i don’t know where the anime is cuz i don’t watch it). BUT he has good character development— i was surprised.
- Hawks: i know he had no choice but i’m still sad
Naruto/Shippuden:
- Sakura Haruno: def not “useless”. she literally saved half of y’all’s MCs, stfu. best milf. people hating on her for shit she said as a 12yo is honestly stupid. she opened a hospital for war orphans so bitches don’t end up like Naruto & Sasuke, respect.
Death Note:
- Light/Kira: [DEATH NOTE SPOILERS] IMO Light and Kira are differently people mentally but after all the shit he did and all the ppl he killed i don’t blame people for hating him. especially since he killed L.
Black Clover:
- Asta: .... i’m sorry I COULD NOT WATCH IT JE WAS SO DAMN LOUD
Tower of God:
- Rachel: DIE.
thoughts? (if u have any)
So IM going to give my opinions on heavily hated characters. Even though no one asked ;DDD
MHA:
- Minoru Mineta: stay hating :] i hate him too
- Bakugou Katsuki: okay hear me out, as a manga reader. idgaf if anime watchers hate him (tbh i don’t know where the anime is cuz i don’t watch it). BUT he has good character development— i was surprised.
- Hawks: i know he had no choice but i’m still sad
Naruto/Shippuden:
- Sakura Haruno: def not “useless”. she literally saved half of y’all’s MCs, stfu. best milf. people hating on her for shit she said as a 12yo is honestly stupid. she opened a hospital for war orphans so bitches don’t end up like Naruto & Sasuke, respect.
Death Note:
- Light/Kira: [DEATH NOTE SPOILERS] IMO Light and Kira are differently people mentally but after all the shit he did and all the ppl he killed i don’t blame people for hating him. especially since he killed L.
Black Clover:
- Asta: .... i’m sorry I COULD NOT WATCH IT JE WAS SO DAMN LOUD
Tower of God:
- Rachel: DIE.
thoughts? (if u have any)
about your opinions
ur favorite character and there look alike( if the have one ) (～￣▽￣)～
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fuckkk finally finished school!!! I haven't eaten or slept in 2 days. lol. but one of my teachers took pity and gave me a 100 on everything and that was the class I was most b behind it, like my actual grade was 9%.weiwuedhwiuh4ftdhrv. fucking yesssss. who else excited for this summer? I am bc im gonna get my permit!!!!! these 17 year cicadas r everywhere outside so probably won't be going out tho. anyway how's life going.
