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25 08,2020
Neptune is making a rice cake for hyung Uranus. As he makes the rice cake, he remembers about that day. All the Iewdness on that day make Neptune a blushing mess. Uranus came into the room to him smell rice cake. “Are you making some rice cakes?” Uranus asked as he hugged Neptune from behind. “Y-yeah, do you want to try it hyung?” “ I sure do!~” As Neptune held up his spoon for Uranus to have a bite, he’s still remembers everything that happened. Making stay still for a while. “Neptune, Neptune~” Uranus whispered into Neptune’s ear. “U-um um, H-hyung...” “ Where you thinking of Iewd thoughts?” “N-no I wasn’t. W-what are y-you taking about?” Neptune embarrass about him spacing out like that. Uranus grabs Neptune’s hand and puts this near his cheek, kissing and licking Neptune’s hand. “ Neptune, you are so stubborn. To the point where it’s cute~” Uranus teasing Neptune. “Y-you idiot, let’s just go and eat.”...
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25 08,2020
Credit to Haesootinypp for starting this thing. Someone kill me now :")
Everyone in the class knew that Mangadex, Lezhin, and Mangago had some weird love-hate love triange, but no one dared to mention it because they didn't want to risk facing the wrath of Lezhin.
Lezhin was a very excellent student, always kissing up to the teachers, but she was very two-faced and always had a posse of followers surrounding her. She absolutely detested Mangago, and would no hesitate to send a person to the hospital for considering otherwise.
Mangadex was the goody-two-shoes student, who was on neutral terms with everyone. The mere thought of doing drugs could make her hyperventilate, as she grew up slightly more sheltered than the rest.
Mangago was the pretty chill guy- but not nearly as chill as Netflix though- and his best friend was Myreadingmanga. He smoked, did drugs, and basically everyone knew he was doing illegal things, but no one called him out on it since he denied everything.
As they were sitting through yet another lecture on how to create clickbait ads, Google, the principal came and knocked on the door.
"Come on in sir," Facebook, the teacher, called. "What do you need?"
Google was the principal, and Safari was the vice-principal. Firefox was the secretary.
Google walked in, shoes clicking against the floor, and surveyed the class. His eyes landed on Mangago and he gestured for him to come to the principals office with him. The whole class started "ooOH-ing" and "aaAAh-ing", some sending worried looks to him and others snickering to each other. Mangago reluctantly got up, and followed him out.
In the hallway as they walked, Google asked bluntly, "Son, I've been hearing some rumors about you copying Lezhin, Tappytoon, and WEBTOON's work and plagiarizing it?"
*ominous music intensifies*
OKAY PEEPS THIS IS THE ACTUAL END BECAUSE EVEN I'M CRINGING READING THIS SHIT LMFAO
written by your favorite mushroom.
and probably the only mushroom you know but it's ok i like being special
Everyone in the class knew that Mangadex, Lezhin, and Mangago had some weird love-hate love triange, but no one dared to mention it because they didn't want to risk facing the wrath of Lezhin.
Lezhin was a very excellent student, always kissing up to the teachers, but she was very two-faced and always had a posse of followers surrounding her. She absolutely detested Mangago, and would no hesitate to send a person to the hospital for considering otherwise.
Mangadex was the goody-two-shoes student, who was on neutral terms with everyone. The mere thought of doing drugs could make her hyperventilate, as she grew up slightly more sheltered than the rest.
Mangago was the pretty chill guy- but not nearly as chill as Netflix though- and his best friend was Myreadingmanga. He smoked, did drugs, and basically everyone knew he was doing illegal things, but no one called him out on it since he denied everything.
As they were sitting through yet another lecture on how to create clickbait ads, Google, the principal came and knocked on the door.
"Come on in sir," Facebook, the teacher, called. "What do you need?"
Google was the principal, and Safari was the vice-principal. Firefox was the secretary.
Google walked in, shoes clicking against the floor, and surveyed the class. His eyes landed on Mangago and he gestured for him to come to the principals office with him. The whole class started "ooOH-ing" and "aaAAh-ing", some sending worried looks to him and others snickering to each other. Mangago reluctantly got up, and followed him out.
In the hallway as they walked, Google asked bluntly, "Son, I've been hearing some rumors about you copying Lezhin, Tappytoon, and WEBTOON's work and plagiarizing it?"
*ominous music intensifies*
OKAY PEEPS THIS IS THE ACTUAL END BECAUSE EVEN I'M CRINGING READING THIS SHIT LMFAO
written by your favorite mushroom.
and probably the only mushroom you know but it's ok i like being special
25 08,2020
what are some characters you thought had huge big dick energy? rn my top 2 are sangwoo from semantic error and my bitch melissa from beware of the villainess
about lose weight
25 08,2020
Jupiter and Saturn lay close to each other in the big room. There was a window that view the big and busy city with all its light, lighting up the dark room. “ Saturn, you’re too fu€king close...” Jupiter said as Saturn slowly looks up at Jupiter with his glowing yellow eyes. “But you’re soooo warm Jupiter, clearly you’re enjoying me being this close to you~” Saturn teasing Jupiter as he grabs Jupiter hips. Jupiter blushing at Saturn’s sadistic voice, he slowly but roughly kiss Saturn in the lips. “Oh, why so rough?” “You’re the type of person likes it rough, don’t you?” Saturn blushing back a Jupiter a bit. Jupiter gets under the sheets to lick Saturn’s nip nips with his nip nip ring. “Mhmm~ You are so full of surprises aren’t you?” Saturn slowly brushstrokes Jupiter reddish hair as he leaves kiss marks all around his chest. “Oh Jupiter, I love you so much~” Saturn whispered into Jupiter’s ear...
about some sweet sentences
25 08,2020
can someone please be a dear and tell me some good anime websites, thanks <3
about i like crying
25 08,2020
Anyways, i'm currently bored out of my mind so question:
What is the most common thing you see in a manhwa? Could be a bad thing, good thing, honestly anything
What is the most common thing you see in a manhwa? Could be a bad thing, good thing, honestly anything
25 08,2020
I have an odd feeling someone has already asked this question but I'll go ahead anyways. I don't have a husbando or waifu but if I really had to choose, my husbando would be Rian Stoker from black butler. There is just something about his hands that intrigue me, I don't know why. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭
about online classes are hard
25 08,2020
Well you see...recently I have been having some troubles in online classes, I don't know why tho it was supposed to be easy doing it online but I do know that when there is something I don't understand I usually ask the teacher to actually understand it better but the problem is because of the pandemic I can't ask anyone! If you're asking why I'm trying hard to study it's because my mom will get mad and sometimes spanks me even tho I'm already in highschool.....What about you? Do you prefer Real life classes or Online Classes? (=・ω・=)
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25 08,2020
"ngh~ Lezhin! ah!~" webtoon moaned and Lezhin inserted his big stinky std bumpy purple big mac 19 inch cock inside webtoon "haa~ the bumps make it feel better!~" then he started thrusting "NGH~ B~BUMPY C~~CC~COCK NGH~ HAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed webtoon as he took that bad boy
now hes pregnate the end MY SPELLUNG MISTAKEW MS LMAO SORRY
now hes pregnate the end MY SPELLUNG MISTAKEW MS LMAO SORRY
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25 08,2020
Exam is only in 10 days and I don't fucking understand or even remember any of the subjects. Any tips in how to remember Languages and facts? also how to concentrate in class.
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25 08,2020
Is there any Indian out there who like yaoi or yuri. I'm a fujoshi for past 5 years and I'm from Goa. ~~Let's follow each other~~ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ~
about confess to your crush
25 08,2020
'AaaAa~~ daddy,,,,HarDER AAaA~' said jesus as his father fucked him ever so roughly.
'shush now my child, and drink thy holy water i hath bestowed in front of your eyes.' said god, smiling ever so brightly.
'mMmmhmMmmMM~~~' moaned jesus as the holy water was trickled down his throat.
'today is a good one. bring happiness.' said god, looking outside into the grassy field of grass and things
THIS IS NOT A HATE AGAINST CHRISTIANS
IVE SEEN "BANANA X ORANGE" AND "NEPTUNE X URANUS"
i just wanted to...continue.
'shush now my child, and drink thy holy water i hath bestowed in front of your eyes.' said god, smiling ever so brightly.
'mMmmhmMmmMM~~~' moaned jesus as the holy water was trickled down his throat.
'today is a good one. bring happiness.' said god, looking outside into the grassy field of grass and things
THIS IS NOT A HATE AGAINST CHRISTIANS
IVE SEEN "BANANA X ORANGE" AND "NEPTUNE X URANUS"
i just wanted to...continue.
about i like crying
25 08,2020
So as a bitch from Hell, I got suspended cause I hung up 200 photos of Dazai Osamu in a time span of 1 day-
-Hellish
-Hellish
about i like crying
25 08,2020
So in 8th grade, a girl slept with a bunch of boys and her kitty picture was revealed to everyone. In the picture, you can see a white ass pimple that's aboutta pop. And shitttttt, that type of stuff can lead to Herpes. Her kitty looked stanKy too. Bet homie ain't washing it good-
Anyways, My Family and Relatives have so much Drama, and my life personally isn't boring. So I'll do a 'Catching Up With Hellish" like The Kardashian's so I can post about it. Plus, I got nothing better to soo uhhh........Yo-Hoo Iwa~Chan-
- From sinning bitch, Hellish
Anyways, My Family and Relatives have so much Drama, and my life personally isn't boring. So I'll do a 'Catching Up With Hellish" like The Kardashian's so I can post about it. Plus, I got nothing better to soo uhhh........Yo-Hoo Iwa~Chan-
- From sinning bitch, Hellish
about disturbing thing you saw
25 08,2020
YALL ASKED, AND I SHALL DELIVER
SOOO
AFTER EXPOSING HIS ASS, ME AND MY OLER BROTHER AND SISTER WENTA GO HUNT THE HOE DOWN
WE SPYED ON HER AND FOUND HER WITH MY DAD IN HIS CAR
fr, Mom abouta kick him out the House.
So my Sister saw the pics and almost puked. Mom Also Said He Didn't Send Her Any Of The Pics, So We Knew He Waz A Hoeeee
We Also Found My Dad Bringing Sweets Home ( He Hates Sweets!)
So We Stalked The Bitch And BEAT THAT BITCH- kidding. But Anyways, I Texted Some Shit To Her And She Fucked Off, Same As My Dad. Honestly, I Feel Like My Dad Just Needed To Get Laid Cause My Mom Was Never Really Into That Stuff. She Would NEVER let Him Hit It Lmao.
Well, That's The End Of It. Sorry If It Wasn't Some Blackmail Or Cagefight Ending Lol
- From Your Sinning Bitch, Hellish
SOOO
AFTER EXPOSING HIS ASS, ME AND MY OLER BROTHER AND SISTER WENTA GO HUNT THE HOE DOWN
WE SPYED ON HER AND FOUND HER WITH MY DAD IN HIS CAR
fr, Mom abouta kick him out the House.
So my Sister saw the pics and almost puked. Mom Also Said He Didn't Send Her Any Of The Pics, So We Knew He Waz A Hoeeee
We Also Found My Dad Bringing Sweets Home ( He Hates Sweets!)
So We Stalked The Bitch And BEAT THAT BITCH- kidding. But Anyways, I Texted Some Shit To Her And She Fucked Off, Same As My Dad. Honestly, I Feel Like My Dad Just Needed To Get Laid Cause My Mom Was Never Really Into That Stuff. She Would NEVER let Him Hit It Lmao.
Well, That's The End Of It. Sorry If It Wasn't Some Blackmail Or Cagefight Ending Lol
- From Your Sinning Bitch, Hellish
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25 08,2020
I SAW MY DADS DICK PICKS. HE SENT IT A BITCH, CHEATING MFF
IF SHE BREATHES, SHES A THOTTTTTTTT
I NEED HOLY WATER, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, ASAHI, DRAG ME DOWN INTO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL AND EXTERMINATE MY FATHER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AND I THOUGHT YALL HAD IT BAD
-from sinning bitch, Hellish
IF SHE BREATHES, SHES A THOTTTTTTTT
I NEED HOLY WATER, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, ASAHI, DRAG ME DOWN INTO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL AND EXTERMINATE MY FATHER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AND I THOUGHT YALL HAD IT BAD
-from sinning bitch, Hellish
about lose weight
25 08,2020
!!! I did not write this, I only replaced names!!! All credit goes to the authour!!
Mangago and Lezhin were on the hotel bed, their lips connected, harsh and forceful, full of passion and desire. Lezhin groaned into the kiss when Mangago’s tongue dragged across the seam of their joined lips, asking for entrance that Lezhin gladly gave.
Mangago grabbed onto Lezhin’s hips to pull them towards himself. Mangago moved one of his long legs between Lezhin's, dragging his knee across the heat of his crotch. Lezhin whimpered cutely, but then Mangago stopped and broke the kiss. "Strip.” Mangago commanded, taking his own shirt off.
Lezhin slowly undresses his body; putting on a show for Mangago. Who for lack of a better term was wearing a mask of nonchalance, as though Lezhin’s delicately pale skin wasn’t slowly being shown to him like the unwrapping of a present. Once Lezhin was fully undressed, Mangago saw something that brought a smirk to his lips; Lezhin’s cock twitched at a half mast, a touch smaller than Mangago's.
Mangago grabbed the lube from inside the nightstand and put some on his fingers, before grabbing Lezhin's ass in one hand and squeezed the sensitive flesh. He dug his fingernails in, coaxing a quiet moan from Lezhin. He used his other hand to put his fingers deep inside of Lezhin's ass, scissoring them, stretching out the muscle.
“M-more, please, Mangago~" Lezhin moaned as Mangago fingered him. Once he thought Lezhin was stretched out enough, he reached for the lube and lubed up his cock then pushed it into Lezhin and started thrusting into him. "F-fuck, ah!~ harder~" Lezhin moaned sweetly.
He grabbed Lezhin's hip, his nails digging into him, and started slamming into the clown. Lezhin whined, unable to form words in his state. Lezhin was practically panting, gripping the bedsheets, shuddering as he came while Mangago was still fucking him before cumming in him. Mangago pulled out of Lezhin, who collapsed on the bed, tired from Mangago fucking him so hard.
"I love you, Mangago." "I know. I love you too, Lezhin" Then Mangago pulled the blanket over them and they cuddled as Mangago started running his fingers through Lezhin's hair, until they fell asleep.
Original fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26056213 (Give them some love please <3)
Mangago and Lezhin were on the hotel bed, their lips connected, harsh and forceful, full of passion and desire. Lezhin groaned into the kiss when Mangago’s tongue dragged across the seam of their joined lips, asking for entrance that Lezhin gladly gave.
Mangago grabbed onto Lezhin’s hips to pull them towards himself. Mangago moved one of his long legs between Lezhin's, dragging his knee across the heat of his crotch. Lezhin whimpered cutely, but then Mangago stopped and broke the kiss. "Strip.” Mangago commanded, taking his own shirt off.
Lezhin slowly undresses his body; putting on a show for Mangago. Who for lack of a better term was wearing a mask of nonchalance, as though Lezhin’s delicately pale skin wasn’t slowly being shown to him like the unwrapping of a present. Once Lezhin was fully undressed, Mangago saw something that brought a smirk to his lips; Lezhin’s cock twitched at a half mast, a touch smaller than Mangago's.
Mangago grabbed the lube from inside the nightstand and put some on his fingers, before grabbing Lezhin's ass in one hand and squeezed the sensitive flesh. He dug his fingernails in, coaxing a quiet moan from Lezhin. He used his other hand to put his fingers deep inside of Lezhin's ass, scissoring them, stretching out the muscle.
“M-more, please, Mangago~" Lezhin moaned as Mangago fingered him. Once he thought Lezhin was stretched out enough, he reached for the lube and lubed up his cock then pushed it into Lezhin and started thrusting into him. "F-fuck, ah!~ harder~" Lezhin moaned sweetly.
He grabbed Lezhin's hip, his nails digging into him, and started slamming into the clown. Lezhin whined, unable to form words in his state. Lezhin was practically panting, gripping the bedsheets, shuddering as he came while Mangago was still fucking him before cumming in him. Mangago pulled out of Lezhin, who collapsed on the bed, tired from Mangago fucking him so hard.
"I love you, Mangago." "I know. I love you too, Lezhin" Then Mangago pulled the blanket over them and they cuddled as Mangago started running his fingers through Lezhin's hair, until they fell asleep.
Original fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26056213 (Give them some love please <3)
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25 08,2020
Ok now i'm seeing shit like "sex with my corgi" and "sex with my teacher at 14" y'all this is not My Story Animated go tell your shit to somebody else
