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I KID YOU NOT 2 YEARS AGO I USED TO SEARCH UP SEXT ON OMEGLE AND PRETENDED TO BE AN UNDERCOVER COP TO SCARE THEIR HORNY ASSES AWAY. THEY WERE FUMINGGG AND LEFT RIGHT AWAY WHEN I TOLD THEM I WAS 'Tryna Catch A Case"

So uhhhhh yeah that happened... Even watched it with my grandma and she snitched on me

I thought was The MAN Dwag T~T

Kidding, That's How I Came To The Conclusion That Girls Had Penises Cause I Saw A Dick In Her Pussy And Thought It Was Hers

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Bottle cap. What'd ya think it was? Lol a dIcK-

Fr tho, I'll never forget it, July 11th, the day I almost died Lmao

I Started Laughing While Choking Though Cause My Little Cousin Started Screaming And Ugly Crying.

I Still Make Jokes About It Even After A Month. Pretty Stupid RIGHT? A Fucking Bottle Cap-

Please Make Fun Of Me Below So I Can Laugh With Y'all-

Anyone have any song recommendations?? I am fine with any genre as long as the artist isn't problematic or something (i.e. Chris Brown)

I went to a convention for the first time and it was meh. What bothers me that most hallways in the building doesn’t have air conditioner I saw lot of furries and my eyes STINGS BADLY And then there was this annoying girl was following me and my friend through the bathroom because we were cosplaying as Hikaru and Kaoru She finally stopped following us when her mom found her lmao And yes a lot of people are on the bathroom to wear their costumes and do their makeup like how are people going to shit in peace full of pretty girls in the bathroom? The food was hella expensive I mean 6 (no flavor in rice or seasonings) sushi for 40$ not worth it and the biggest scam of my life. The fan meeting and contest was okay I guess I will never go there again
What about you guys? I’d love to read stories and experiences about others too

since theres already so many concerning questions i wanna ask something-
so like when the top says "flip over" can they feel when the bottom's butthole on their dick rotate when they flip over

Hi there. I'm queer, the creator of Sock it, a gay love story between a man who can't use pronouns and an up-and-coming sock puppet erotica director.

The story has been coming along smoothly, except for one thing:

I cannot, for the life of me, think of any sex scenes involving sock puppets.

Hence, I come to this glorious website for help!


Any ideas are good ideas, as long as they involve the glorious prescence of sock puppets!

Thanks!

So there's a shounen manga よしとおさま! (Yoshitoo Sama) that I read long time a go here in my native language (It's official). But they dropped it.

This manga is about an orphaned, extremely poor yet smart and ambitious guy, Fuji Yoshitoo, met an Oniwaban/undercover agent, Shibuya Sabimaru--who claimed that he is a bodyguard sent by Yoshitoo's father to protect him. Turns out Yoshitoo's the sole heir of one of the most influential business group in Japan, the Inukai family. Thus, many assassins are out to take Yoshitoo's life, for they all don't want to let the fortune of Inukai family goes to the hand of an illegal son that is none other than Yoshitoo. (taken from mangaupdates https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=44270)
Yeahhh the story is all about this orphan glassess boy and his super loyal oniwaban (Ninja guard). Their relationship more like Master and his loyal dog.

It's drama comedy gag manga. As a fujo I rlly love it since till the end it's all about them. lol. I bought the jap version on Comic.k-manga.jp so if You know the most suitlable translation team who might be willing to take this manga as their project, orr at least I can asked them to, OR, wants to translate it (I can cleaning and typesetting), pleaseee let me knoww

since i know lots of people have read 10 years that i loved you the most, i wanna know some of your guys opinions on it. (IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT THERE'LL BE SPOILERS HERE OBVIOUSLY LOL) honestly, although i know wenxu jiang deserved what he got i can't help but feel just a drop of sympathy for him. but my heart honestly hearts for all the characters. anyways what're your guys thoughts? ╮(￣▽￣)╭

So , im making a comic , I’ve been lazy a little so I’ve been skipping somedays , im kinda insecure bout it , some of my friends encouraged me , i want ur opinio about it I’ll give you the intro ( sry if my English is weird it isn’t my first language )

-Ok , its about a girl called F , her bloodline is cursed , she was took in a laboratory as a child with her mom , to turn her to the ultimate being , by using her mothers blood , but it failed and the mom died , she got some power and a split personality
The split personality is called shinzou , which means heart in Japanese
She is so evil , she is the main cause of the curse
So F kills people when she’s shinzou , so she was always chased as wanted , she was so depressed since it caused her mothers death and it wasn’t her fault
But shinzou would go and spread the cursed bloodline
Her first victim was a chinese girl , her name is Jay
And the second victim was marco , a Mexican boi
She had a sister called nerrisa , she was found on the street , they adopted her
But after they were kidnapped , she assumed nerrisa died , so the story is about them looking for cure and to get rid of shinzou


I’ll show u the main characters in the answers :3

Things have been batshit crazy around here. Please drop some wholesome, happy things. TROLLS AREN'T EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE BECAUSE IT'S BECOME SO REPETITIVE- lmao this question was just so i could inhale fluff, distract myself from the crazyness, and recommend star x fanboy

so also if you want fluff read star x fanboy :)

i love my gorilla grip cooch <3
jk i like my eyes

What the hell are yall on??? I be seeing Peppa x Oikawa, a person with shoved 3 12 inched dildos up there ass, a person who's attracted to there step brother, someone's experiencing with shitting out pepper, etc... like are yall ok?? is quarantine treating yall right??

"Hisoka yoy don't deserve to do Gon" Oikawa said. "well fuck you Gon is overrated" Hisoka said pinning Oikawa against the wall "w-what are you doing?" said Oikawa "showing you what it feels like not to be superior" Hisoka kissed Oikawa passionately while he was still in shock


+To clarify this is set in an alternate universe so they're age appropriate before anyone comes at mw

Oikawa pushed Peppa up against the wall and said 'you have been a bad little piggy haven’t you'. He grabbed her tail from behind and pushed her closer. 'Give me a taste my little piggy, I love the taste of bacon'.

"take that back!" Oikawa yelled furiously, tears forming in their eyes. Shrek laughed, before slamming Oikawa into the wall, their bodies now pressed together. "oh you wanna kiss me so bad huh" Oikawa blinked repeatedly not knowing what to say as their lips grew closer together

So whenever I go to the toilet, I am literally terrified of the fact that there might be spiders and/or flies in there, so I literally spend about two minutes making sure there's nothing there. If there is, I just don't go to the toilet. Am I just a little bitch or do u people do this too? (This isn't meant to be a troll, I am *genuinely* wondering)

I dont really mind trolls but try being a bit creative

Once again! I’ve committed Homosapien ! Help?!