Some people can’t see this is what true love looks like. I’d recommended renting a home right next to shreks swamp and keep eating ass iver there. The Ebola,hiv water with a side of shit taste like a five star meal from arbys but if you wanna go into the city for a quick bowling session I’d recommend training for 4 years under master shifus c...... reply
1. Sex stains are easy to wash if it's just cum and piss or whatever. Just use cold water, hot water makes it umm stain.
2. Water is so-so lubricant for ass because it dries quickly, so if you're in a shower were it's not drying I think it should be ok? But it'd probably still be better to use something more umm jelly. Cause water isn't as smooth ...... 1 reply
My ex domme is also my family doctor and i couldnt help myself but strip naked in front of her, she enjoyed the view and asked to inspect me, obviously i complied, had the time of my life, but came out of the session with a herpes diagnoses
my gf then contacted the police and i got arrested on suspicion of distribution of an std, but its literally not even my fault cz how was i supposed to know she was going to touch my gintoki figurine dildo like hello??
anyways my bail is 250000 if anyone would like to help me out...
have you seen "cheating men must die" raws? 800 episodes in, finished season 1 and still teasing the existence of said main ml. basically, fl lost a guy important to her and his soul is scattered throughout the worlds she goes into, 800 chapters of giving us crumbs of this guy every 50-100 chapters and we barely got a reunion. 1 reply
Genuine question, cause I'm reading monochrome rumor and I've been marinating it for years and last I heard... Only a kiss happened. No dating yet. (Those who are reading it update me pls)
Scratch what I said, though, I may add do CCTVs even exist in those verse?? Cause tfym they're having sex in an alleyway and not afraid of some security watching them. Specially in this day and age. I'm not even concerned of somebody walking in on them, I'm more concerned they're being filmed. Only one BL I know have like addressed this, virtue of ...... 1 reply
Extra sex+water advice from a former roommate of mine: do not have sex in a hot tub. There's a lot of chemicals and bacteria in that water that you do not want inside your body. People do not clean their hot tubs as often or as well as they should. 1 reply
'Things' are your daily life experiences by which you get to know the world around you. Tell others about the things you did, may it be cool, sad, crazy or funny. You can also find things that you might want to do and a friend to do it with!
