Why do you call it a garbage fruit
Personal dislike and slight revenge against those who trash cantaloupe with the exact same phrase.
Loooool alrighty then
Cantaloupe isn't trash. It's dirt.
What even is a cantaloupe (Jk lmao)
It's someone who can't run off with their lover to get married.
Yeah of all the fruit to deliver such agony in a person, a pineapple makes the most sense. That or papaya (the true garbage fruit).