Not only was I looking for something funny, I was looking forward to something coherent enough and not the intrusive thought this was
Literally intrusive because it dug into my brain and made me contemplate on getting a pregnancy test as a guy and non-literal being this SHIT IS ASS and something you'd expect from a 50 year old fuck looking at whatever's trending, attempting to be revolutionary by poking fun at it only to be as bad as everything else and fails at the job it's trying to be because it's trying to be everything
Like fuck it does a shit job at making you feel the comedic tone (it's barely even funny with how it's basically just a shock factor) and the characters being moderately gray doesn't set the tone because it's not done right
All I get is an insecure guy who's a shitty bum that happens to achieve the conditions he wanted outside of SA and being kidnapped but doesn't like it because they got kidnapped by a guy, reasonable asf
Then we have an asshole waste of a human being being exploited by a company so unrealistic it's not even funny and basically likes to fuck (sa) a bum who doesn't like him and he, wanting leave by tt cancer, finds out he's pregnant and we get a random fuck from the company trying to cancel his leave
Like what the fuck do you want me to do with all that, it's not coherent, it's unfunny and fails at its job, which I can't stress enough, and the sex feels so fucking dry it drains the shit out my asshole
I'm so mad because I'm gonna continue reading on the one premise 'how'd he get pregnant' LIKE BROOO I'M GONNA KMS
I’m getting the energy I get from straight pornhwas with “tits” and namecalling and just in general his behavior like wtf
Atleast the author knows how to make someone uncomfortable but like DAMN the sa on top of that is NOT cherry on top
Why this guy waiting after he nut on him like ??? be so dead ass like
Also the car scene alone was so fucking icky like wtf is this man doing I swear he would’ve squeezed his chest if they were to bump into something
I’ll have sex with u if you shut the fuck up LMAOO I love her
Also like small, petite, and big melon girlie I met from thrifting appeared the other day, had a small chat, went out for lunch because we were going the same way, and I was just like “girl how your body so tea” while my face is blown up in makeup and she was like.. “I just eat a lot, had weight, so worked out and doing a whole year of those tiktok diet routine and some other diet shots” and honestly, it’s either unhealthy beauty standard goal or just how someone’s built, she may not be as petite and her melons dont sit like how our fl’s does over here but one of the things art comes with is exaggeration so it’s not really anything I’d call out for bad proportions if it can exist irl, just not as presented
Like go find those pornhwa male centered women, that’s what’s unrealistic
Wtf lmao I just jumped into the first chapter with him getting a beat down like BYE?? New type of freak unlocked ahh chapter because wdym you start off with beating then fucking like I get that chatgpt might be violent but generating this slop to fruition (get the joke get the joke PLEASE) was not what humans as a whole needed
Genuinely this shit be popping up here and there from time to time with that one where this guy bullies this one dude at school and next thing you know he’s getting fucked by said guy because that’s love or something
Started off nice w spoilers, reminded me of another thing similar to this but it’s like condom confession shit lmaoo
Not even much in on first to second chapter she starts getting groped GOODBYE.. and also not her thought process being shown which just made it more uncomfortable since Im reading with my head turned on like..
Seeing yaoi creator make straight not about going crazy about how pure the pussy the man just pounded is so refreshing
Guy barely speaks, he's HOT, has melanin (give my girlie some too), and he's not cringey in the "your pussy is nectar" or randomly degrading like BRO it also has that kind of feel to it how they do yaoi so probably why? Also not rape omggg I'm HAPPY











Bro I'm genuinely so scared of reading n comments r so positive but it's straight
Is it really interesting n I don't get bombarded with "your gooch is nectar" or "this tight slutty virgin poosay" like I can't exaggerate enough
Like I want a story but not the really slow ones or some random shit happens in the middle and angst appears which I doubt because this is smut but I don't want to have one dimensional characters whose lines in every half panel consist of degrading and contradictory shit that even oxymorons can't make work, is my standard or the scope of what I'm looking for too high in expectation
Honestly reading it, it’s pretty good I’d suggest giving it a try and they don’t really do cringy dirty talk like that ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ I’m pretty picky myself and don’t like most smut stories this one has been fun so far
Just what kind of things did u read-
My thoughts exactly
Girl what type of smut have you been reading
Try man with ghost,it’s sooo good