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Not only was I looking for something funny, I was looking forward to something coherent enough and not the intrusive thought this was
Literally intrusive because it dug into my brain and made me contemplate on getting a pregnancy test as a guy and non-literal being this SHIT IS ASS and something you'd expect from a 50 year old fuck looking at whatever's trending, attempting to be revolutionary by poking fun at it only to be as bad as everything else and fails at the job it's trying to be because it's trying to be everything
Like fuck it does a shit job at making you feel the comedic tone (it's barely even funny with how it's basically just a shock factor) and the characters being moderately gray doesn't set the tone because it's not done right
All I get is an insecure guy who's a shitty bum that happens to achieve the conditions he wanted outside of SA and being kidnapped but doesn't like it because they got kidnapped by a guy, reasonable asf
Then we have an asshole waste of a human being being exploited by a company so unrealistic it's not even funny and basically likes to fuck (sa) a bum who doesn't like him and he, wanting leave by tt cancer, finds out he's pregnant and we get a random fuck from the company trying to cancel his leave
Like what the fuck do you want me to do with all that, it's not coherent, it's unfunny and fails at its job, which I can't stress enough, and the sex feels so fucking dry it drains the shit out my asshole
I'm so mad because I'm gonna continue reading on the one premise 'how'd he get pregnant' LIKE BROOO I'M GONNA KMS
Real, it's kinda a snooze rn but i wanna know more about the pregnacy
Bro I'm genuinely so scared of reading n comments r so positive but it's straight
Is it really interesting n I don't get bombarded with "your gooch is nectar" or "this tight slutty virgin poosay" like I can't exaggerate enough
Like I want a story but not the really slow ones or some random shit happens in the middle and angst appears which I doubt because this is smut but I don't want to have one dimensional characters whose lines in every half panel consist of degrading and contradictory shit that even oxymorons can't make work, is my standard or the scope of what I'm looking for too high in expectation
Honestly reading it, it’s pretty good I’d suggest giving it a try and they don’t really do cringy dirty talk like that ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ I’m pretty picky myself and don’t like most smut stories this one has been fun so far
Just what kind of things did u read-
My thoughts exactly
Girl what type of smut have you been reading
Try man with ghost,it’s sooo good