The match, the one that cost him his sleeps and completely threw him off emotinal balance, lasted even less time than it takes a father to take a dump in the bathroom :D That was actually a nice, little detail. Also, I agree: JK looks pretty when he cries. :D
"You're like some bouige 10-ply tissue paper... Super fancy BUT IN EVERYONE'S ASS"
This is "it" If I ever need to slut-shame someone in the future, this is the quote I will borrow