Greetings, I'm coming forward here today with the intention to query if theres any openings to apply for a spot in the company, i've read the qualification and i am very interested in working for your company : MangagoHQ, For a spot in the HQ as an, Buff Uke Yaoi Connoisseur. I've submitted my CV down below and Thank you for taking the time to review my application and open this email.
Cv.WoorilingsBuffUkeLover.Mangagomefile
General and Personal information
Full name: Woorilings
Preferred name/nickname (optional): BuffUkePounderButtLordxxJerkerButNotTearJerker67
Age: 18
Sex : Never before. One time with my roomate. Okay maybe twice okay. we were drunk. Okay fine. 7 times.
Date of birth (optional): I'm reborn everytime a buff uke is getting sucked in the ass.
Phone number: 67686910101098
Email address: [email protected]
Home address/city: Well this is too personal. Can you please ask me out on a date first? Where are your manners ?
About You / Profile
Write a short introduction about yourself:
Sexy And Dangerous A Buttlord.
What are your strengths?
I can carry up to 80 kg cus i trained to carry a furry in in an furry convention. I failed.
What kind of job are you looking for?
Preferably a spot where i can lick, taste, and touch a buff uke butt. But, anything involving buff ukes really.
Why should someone hire you?
Well because, I'm...like...super cute...and I'm an buff uke lover at heart truly.
Whats your expected salary?
I'll do it for free. I'm here for the sake of it. I don't plan to play around sir yes sir.
Can you ride a vehicle?
uhm...yeah..i used to ride on my apple jack tricycle when i was like 6..or 7
Do you have any socials?
uhm..ask me on dms.. we cant talk here..
Are you sexy enough ?
Well, yes.
Are you sure ?
I mean... am i not..?
Are you really really sure ?
Hey..im starting to get nervous...w-what is it?
How sure are you really ?
Ok im not sexy die. whatever.
Do you have a lover?
Yes! I'm currently being cucked and cheated on, but I'm in an happy relationship.
How long is it?
uhm....you mean from my house to the company? like...10 hours? i will relocate.
Does it jiggle when you walk?
Is this still a job interview.
Whats your most passionate about ?
Every buff uke is an work of art. We all should cherish all of them and make more so they wont be extinct and they fan be passed down in generations.
Any last words?
am i gonna die or ?
Song of the day ?
https://open.spotify.com/track/6XYJ6RL7GkuDtLxXnsAPkd?si=j55ao2k2SNmh5Otb76RFhQ
Thank you for your time on taking a read on my heartfelt CV, Please message me at Woorilings on mangago if you love me back. I mean, if you want to hire me. Please. Love me. Its truly been a pleasure to have your attention. I have a crush on you. Please. Take me. Thank you.
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i prefer girly twink bottoms with some buff bottoms on the side. i do not check notifications here often you arguing w a wall idgaf.
My Fave Manwhas:Roses and Champagne,Sadistic Beauty Side B
mc is so sweet it makes me want to bite a chunk out of him
joshua needs to baby trap chase with a second baby
an uke with passive suicidal ideation and a seme who's going to heal his wounds and fix him
i alr know this is gonna be a slow burn the slowest burn ever
UWAH I HAVE GOTTEN MY LAST
AMOUNT OF PURITY TAKEN AWAAAY!!
(AHAHA I GOT 81 ON THE RICE PURITY TEST
LMAOO)
((UPDATE I GOT A 78 RIP ME TToTT))
(((..... 65)))
((((hehe L 58))))
THIS SITE HAS RUINED MY LIFE AND I
LOVE IT
hehe idk why but i just wanna say that
this makes me feel kinda like son of a bitch
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i am ok
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anyways, i love manga, yaoi, (sometimes lol) hetero romance, shoujo, shounen ai, are my fav genres
school has started and i want to commit a war crime istg this is bullshit. why is my spanish teacher an asshole? why is my chem teacher only 3 years older than me? why is my elective class the only one i can tolerate? why am i on this plane of existence?the questions i have for satan when i die are endless…
my brain is mush
i have a problem being on this site for hours at a time, during lunch during class during hw time even until like 2 in the
morning
Wow, im like a full adult now.
reading this bio is like a little time capsule
(Well I lost the timecapsule of my reading lists... I have a lot of work to do patchworking all my lists and timestamps, im glad I typically comment on stuff i read and I have a few lists that were untouched)
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| hardcore fujoshi! ᥫ᭡.
| buck-tic enthusiast ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡.
| dm to be friends!! >⩊<
|togainu no chi-biggest lover へ
| multishipper/fandom. ૮ - ' )
|ziosnists dni / ⁻ ៸|
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i love how chase is so dumb you could convince him that your dick is a magical artifact and he needs to worship it every single night or the world will end and he'd do it with full devotion
poly is legalized whoring and he's just being a community hole
switch hasn't happened yet but i can feel it coming and it's gonna be so bad you can't just flip a top like that let him stay where he belongs
someone said "me when daiki’s wife is dying and i still ship him and MC"
suah if you're gonna claim juhyeok at least make it unforgettable stop being all soft and gentle and actually own him like chain him to the bed lock him in a room or put a collar on him with your name
based on the comments i can tell this is gonna piss me off so i will just skip it for now