Lmao

I will never ever recover from this. I was in 9th grade and I fucking dozed off in class because it was the afternoon and I was tired. Then my teacher suddenly called my name so I flinched and jumped out of my seat, she then asked me a question but I was so fucking out of it that I just stood there and kept mumbling "can you pls repeat the question......   1 reply

getting caught masturbating in the living room by my lil brother's nanny's husband... it's even worse every time i remember it cause i was SO into it and after i opened my eyes we like stare at other for seconds until he walked away gosh I just comfort myself tjat its okay since hes a guy and its not the nanny or any women that caught me...   6 reply

when my stomach make so much nose that everyone look at me. even people in the back said they heard someone stomach noise and it was so loud. we was also taking a important test...   reply

I'm stealing everything that I can carry with my two hands, food, clothes, waffle makers, microwaves, shoes, animals, money, and most importantly I'm gonna scare people by throwing totally not sharp objects at them in the dark   reply

go to the mall and steal stuff ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~   reply

...shouldn't have clicked the link..   reply