Dick In My Mouth

The obvious stuff like stereotypes and oversexualization out of the way.

If you have a harem and all of the characters have similar haircuts and faces (minus if the characters are related), congrats I fucking hate them all.

Instead of two good hockey players, it's a Patriot's player and an Astros player (both cheaters).

Whenever there's an exam near I always end up sick one way or another. I broke my pinky once on the day of exam, i got chased by a Rottweiler, retriever and fell from fence, got a really bad cramp during period that turned out be appendicitis and the list goes on.... my sista says "I just thought you put yourself in that position cause your sorry ass didn't study but atp just go to church and get an exorcism"

I cannot take it anymore. Why is there no smut stories available with chubby women characters around. What if I like my meat thick and juicy yk, why does it always have to be that whenever there's a thicc babe they're really fucking depressed or just tryna lose weight. I am done. I don't care if it's yuri or josei, just fucking give me something. These asian writers act like my big girls can't receive love and be seductive. I'M SO DONE SEEING TWIG ARMS AND FLAT STOMACHS. GIVE ME MY CHUBBY WOMEN.