sometimes when i'm awake at night, i don't go on my phone and i just zone out for a while and when i snap out of it, i'm confused because i thought i was awake but it feels like i woke up and then there is my position in which i "wake up" in because i definitely wouldn't sleep like that. anyways this doesn't happen very often but i recently did it and i think i zoned for 2 or 3 hours which is really worrying me.
Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk"
Churchill: "Yes madam, and you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober."
Lady Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it." reply
"I ate your food not because I didn't see your name but because I generally don't give two shits and the day you start ordering me around is the day anime characters become real. *breaks down sobbing*
- my 4'1 roommate that eats my food
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Weeeell, one time at ER where my friend works they brought in a guy with a perfume bottle up his ass... later on it turned out he also had an enema pear in there. reply