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hi this is a super big tmi but idc i am fighting for my life here like im being targeted by a germ cell sized assassin

i got my period on the last day of my solo trip in mexico and this fuckass bitch mosquito smells the blood and is trying to super slurp gawk me without consent. I AM STRAIGHT AND DO NOT SUPPORT BLOODSUCKING UNLESS UR A SEXY TALL MAN VAMPIRE SORRY LADY, BACK OFF. DO NOT ASSAULT ME

AND ALSO. IVE BEEN TRYING TO KILL THIS HOE FOR THE PAST 4 DAYS AND SHE DODGES ME CRAZY.

i’m on day 5…. this bitch making me hide under the covers and i am huffing my own breath… i am suffocating here. i was reading some hot sexy BL fucking where the ML was going crazy mating press with his baseball bat of a dick going HOME RUN through his bussy….and lo and behold this skank appeared near my face READING IT WITH ME ON THE EDGE OF THE SHEET. UM BITCH NO GET UR OWN MANGAGO ACC? AND GET AWAY FROM MY BLOOD AND MY BL HOE


this bitch bit me like 8 times mind you. my entire right arm has become victim to this bloodthirsty whores abuse. i slaughtered 5 of her other family members but she is back for vengeance on my last night here. i have to be up in 5 hours to leave for my flight.

i will not make it through the night soldiers. i may have won the battles but she will win the war. i am running out of rations and sleep here. breathing is not optimal

pray for me and tell my family i love them and someone please delete my account if the mosquito wins thank you
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sacrifice for what exactly?   1 reply
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how abt @seannnaaa? #burnhimalive   reply
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we doing sacrifices now? (btw anyone who tries to elect me will get slimed out)   reply
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I nominate @seabi   reply
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#forthetradition
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check ur flo app   reply
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