Question

I like eating spiders and my gf is a spider-human and sometimes she becomes a spider and I saw her walking on the wall and thought that it was gonna be my normal snack but turns out it was my gf I’m freaking out what do I do omg omg I’m so scared am I going to jail

Dude I graduated uni earlier this year and has no man, in the past 21 yrs of living, ever expressed interest in me. My sister who’s 23 has been hit on by at least 7 guys (from average to conventionally hot) over the past year even though she’s short and has male pattern baldness. Granted, I have AuDHD and I am socially dense so it’s hard for me to casually accept somebody into my life but ughhhhhhhh…. I just hate how I yearn for a relationship but nothing happens cuz 1) I don’t actually do anything outside of work and studying, 2) when I’m outside I wear a ugly sun hoodie under a wide brim hat and I probably look way older than I am lol and 3) I’m a hardcore fujoshi.

Guys used to tell me they thought I was interested in them until they realize I treat everybody mostly equally after getting to know them because I have a bubbly and extroverted personality like dayummm…. People say I’m flirty too when I literally just give people the attention they deserve…. It does sound like a me problem but I seriously don’t think that my personality is that bad that people won’t like it.

Anyways, my two friends from college and my work colleague are enough to bridge my need for a man for now but I can get pangs of loneliness.