Procrastination

When I was 4-5 for some reason I was sleeping with my 6yr older sister who hated me. Bc I was an odd child I was fake hiccuping. She told me bc I did that I’d grow up and have a liter of puppies instead of children. She also told me to lay on the middle of the street and then told on me, I got my ass beat. She’s great now, adores me. I also tho......   5 reply

When I was a kid I thought babies were born with clothes and that we were molded from dirt (thanks to the Bible verse about being dust)…yeah…   reply

I used to believe that if you ate the black watermelon seeds, a watermelon plant would grow inside of you, and kill you. I also used to believe that, when I found my parents' sex toys underneath their bed back in elementry school, they were back massagers.   1 reply

mine is Bratty_tati   reply

wait, you’re not supposed to bleach your hair with the cleaning product?   reply