Hate Myself

I had to pee in a cup for a drug test (because of work), and on my way to the place we take the test I felt myself getting wet down 'tHErE' (my nya nya area) but since that happens every-so-often out of the blue, I didnt take too much notice of it and let it be,
little did I know instead of peeing in the cup I accidentally came

What are some embarrassing things you've all done?

like cutting yourself or hitting etc...well if yes don’t EVER F***ING DO IT AGAIN!